By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 20:33 - United States

Today, I was stood up on a date. Her excuse? "I had to work out." FML
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koopameat 0

Ugh.. why can't people just be honest with one another..

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easwhitey 0

i guess shes saving the "i have to wash my hair" for next time.

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DncrHap 9

hey, man. working out is way more important than dates. sex is great, but it's no fun if you run out of breath two seconds in.

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Bobissmall 13

While your point is half valid, she stood him up. If it was a guy who did this all the girls would be saying "Wow he's a dick, dump him" ect ect

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Bobissmall 13

Most likely. When i first came to post here i expected to see people making excuses for the girl and therefore i suppose i over looked sarcasm and such things... Apologies.

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DeaDGoD14 0

Didn't Arnold say that working out felt better than sex, or he felt like he had an ****** when he worked out?

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DncrHap 9

zitho: -7 girl with the razor sharp wit: 92 and no worries bobissmall. i understand. c:

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rlipinsk 0

meh ive heard worse than that... at least she didnt tell you she couldnt come because god said its not meant to be, i

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justbigbs 6

Its better to get a no at start, then let her suck your blood and money and then a no!

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alaaloo_fml_fml 0

Sounds like Patrick Bateman's excuse, "I had to return some videotapes.". Who knows, you could've dodged a serial murderer there, OP.

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Zmeilerr 22

You should be more comfortable with yourself, before you share your feelings with someone else.

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Judus_beej 0

I went on a date once to the gym. while i was there my date made another date while i was there with another guy. she ended up being a ho anyways lol. a hottie but a hoe is a hoe no matter how pretty.

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kacielikewhoa 0

At least you know it.

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underyourbreath 8

This is a clear cut "she's just not that into you" case. She's also very rude, so don't be too hung up over it.

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Bawxy 0

The fact that she didn't even bother to use a half-decent excuse for you is the real FML here...

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nightDREAMERms 6

There should be a "Who Cares?" button on this site. This is so not screwing your life over.

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