Today, I was spacing out in French class and randomly got an erection. My professor called on me to stand up at the front of the room and say, "I am wearing a belt," in French. Not everyone was observing just my belt. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML
Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML
Today, I tried to quietly tell my friend that our professor's pants' fly was down. Unfortunately, I underestimated how quiet the room would go. The entire class heard me whisper, “His dick’s gonna pop out!” The professor looked down, zipped up, and said, “Thank you, but… dream on.” FML
Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I had a presentation in French class. I was so nervous, the first thing I said when I got up there was, "Hola." FML
Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML
Today, I was teaching a class of 17-year-old Japanese boys English. Tripping over a school bag, I caught my foot in the bottom of my very loose elastic trousers. I pulled them down with my foot as I stumbled, exposing my underwear to all 40 students. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML
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perdix 31
Je suis sporting un bon-AIR Ecoutez et repetez: Un bon-AIR. . . Un bon-AIR
Laurendorcus 0
You should get extra credit for really getting passionate about learning the language of love. :-)
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Z1LVER 0
haha dude that sucks
ClumsyJason 3
That happens to me too. That is why I wear big long sweaters.
oopsohwell 0
random erections lmfao unless ur under like 10 im not buying it ur prolly a dirty filthy teen whos horny all the time and the french teacher said we we and u got hard...perv
irishwhiskey91 0
uhm, are you a guy? or did you take sex ed?random erections happen to guys of all ages all the time.
Zills 0
I get random erections really bad places like church and what not
crailboyne 0
hey, I'm well into my 90s and still get boners throughout the day.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Guys can get erections even after they're dead. Weird fact, but true. I'm not a guy, so I'm not quite sure how it works, but a male doesn't necessarily have to be "aroused" to have an erection.
sublime93 0
Ignore the troll guys.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
p.s. #57 it's "oui oui" not "we we" you twit.
DezzeyXNichole 0
LMAO . 'you twit.' I love that xD
meganfoxsbitch 0
I'm with #51. ur so gona get laid tonite..
irishwhiskey91 0
Then just learn how to ask "you like what you see" in French ;)
ScaryyMary 14
Est-ce que tu aimes que tu vois? Or, to speak to the whole class, Est-ce que vous aimez que vous voyez? Or, you could invert it, Aimes-tu que tu vois? Aimez-vous que tu vois? Yeah... :P
urcadox_fml 6
Est-ce que tu aimes que tu vois? => Est-ce que tu aimes ce que tu vois, or better : t'aimes ce que tu vois ?, or even better : ça te plait ? Or, to speak to the whole class, Est-ce que vous aimez que vous voyez? => Est-ce que vous aimez ce que vous voyez ? Or, you could invert it, Aimes-tu que tu vois? => Aimes-tu ce que tu vois ? Aimez-vous que tu vois? => Aimez-vous ce que vous voyez ?
null_fml 11
Well, since we're being French grammar nazis for no good reason all of a sudden, your earlier suggestion should have been: "ça te plaît?"
jayemdoubleyou 1
Dude, learn to tuck.
juggal3tte 0
that's pretty funny, haha.
Beatles1500 0
I've had that happen
xvxblackdahlia 0
lol. idk how a language could give him an erection! haha. fyl bro
shitner 0
I like how his name is boner :)