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By boner - 01/02/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I was spacing out in French class and randomly got an erection. My professor called on me to stand up at the front of the room and say, "I am wearing a belt," in French. Not everyone was observing just my belt. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2017 05:00

Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML

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By Samantha35 - 28/01/2019 20:00

Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML

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By BluesMan1990 - 16/09/2009 10:21 - United States

Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML

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By full moon - 08/09/2016 02:37 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By SpanishInFrenchClass - 06/12/2012 05:35 - United States

Today, I had a presentation in French class. I was so nervous, the first thing I said when I got up there was, "Hola." FML

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WTF dude?

By mtorres8789 - 27/06/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML

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By lostandconfused - 31/05/2019 05:00

Today, I was teaching a class of 17-year-old Japanese boys English. Tripping over a school bag, I caught my foot in the bottom of my very loose elastic trousers. I pulled them down with my foot as I stumbled, exposing my underwear to all 40 students. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

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By hrs220 - 21/05/2016 21:55 - United States - Lake Zurich

Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML

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By chlolivia - 14/02/2012 00:28 - Canada

Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML

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Tuesday 2 February 2010 1:05

Je suis sporting un bon-AIR Ecoutez et repetez: Un bon-AIR. . . Un bon-AIR

Laurendorcus 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 1:08

You should get extra credit for really getting passionate about learning the language of love. :-)

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meatkilla73 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 14:13

people still take French classes?? what a wasted language to learn.

dg72592_fml 0

Friday 12 February 2010 5:31

if you have no desire to go to or interact with people from France, Canada, a ton of countries in Africa, a crapload of island nations, Switzerland, Belgium... Granted, some people might not. But some people might. Geez, the world is bigger than just the ******* United States...

TryToBeKind 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 14:23

Hmmm. Maybe in the future picture Newt G. naked and ass-f**king Nancy P. while getting his balls licked by a llama. That should take care of the random hard-on. Especialy if you imagine they all have a bad case of leprosy (sp?).

Fracked 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 15:45

Why didn't you just refuse to go up to the front of the class? Unless you wanted people to see you had a boner. Your class mates probably thought you had a thing for the professor.a

GermanySucks 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 17:52

How's this an fml? Who gives a shit, just flaunt it...you didn't say anyone was laughing at you; just that everyone wasn't necessarily looking at your belt. If there's some attractive females in there checking you out this could very well have been a MLIA.

blastvortex 3

Tuesday 2 February 2010 17:59

You wouldn't have gotten one if you were paying better attention in the first place. YDI.

tradada 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 19:16

this is tooo improbable.. you got an erection and the prof asked you to STAND UP and talk about your BELT? sounds like some made-up bullshit

FajitaFreak 3

Tuesday 2 February 2010 20:16

It could be worse man, don't worry. You're only human. I know I can get them randomly sometimes on the subway heading to work or home, it's rather annoying.

rockstarK9 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 21:48

amateur, you gotta tuck that shit under your waistband.

yourlifesfucked 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 22:39

im pretty sure its je porte une ceinture cuz seatbelt is ceinture du securité, but french has lots of idiomatic expressions

Pearljammer001 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 23:34

only way this can be worse is when it gets stuck in the hole in your boxers and rubs raw on your zipper and you have a gay Spanish teacher. why yes, this did happen.