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By boner - 01/02/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I was spacing out in French class and randomly got an erection. My professor called on me to stand up at the front of the room and say, "I am wearing a belt," in French. Not everyone was observing just my belt. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2017 05:00

Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML

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By Samantha35 - 28/01/2019 20:00

Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML

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By BluesMan1990 - 16/09/2009 10:21 - United States

Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML

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By full moon - 08/09/2016 02:37 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By SpanishInFrenchClass - 06/12/2012 05:35 - United States

Today, I had a presentation in French class. I was so nervous, the first thing I said when I got up there was, "Hola." FML

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WTF dude?

By mtorres8789 - 27/06/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML

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By lostandconfused - 31/05/2019 05:00

Today, I was teaching a class of 17-year-old Japanese boys English. Tripping over a school bag, I caught my foot in the bottom of my very loose elastic trousers. I pulled them down with my foot as I stumbled, exposing my underwear to all 40 students. FML

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Show off

By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

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By hrs220 - 21/05/2016 21:55 - United States - Lake Zurich

Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML

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By chlolivia - 14/02/2012 00:28 - Canada

Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML

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perdix 29

Tuesday 2 February 2010 1:05

Je suis sporting un bon-AIR Ecoutez et repetez: Un bon-AIR. . . Un bon-AIR

Laurendorcus 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 1:08

You should get extra credit for really getting passionate about learning the language of love. :-)

Comments

perdix 29

Tuesday 2 February 2010 1:17

French is such a sexy language, it is hard to not get aroused by it. Their word for "hardware store" gives me major wood, and not the kind of wood you buy at a hardware store.

killerkurt 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 1:28

French for hardware store: dick.

perdix 29

Tuesday 2 February 2010 1:39

I'd have to wait until my wife was "in the mood" before I tell you. I don't want to start the launch sequence for nothing ;)

LewisUK 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 2:07

lmao, 'start the launch sequence' :P I like it

spag007 1

Tuesday 2 February 2010 3:53

a hardware store is a "quincaillerie". Nothing arousing there.

perdix 29

Tuesday 2 February 2010 4:23

Boing! Fap, fap, fap. I've got to beat it like it owes me money! Get a native French speaker to say it and "Wow!"

metazoanhaddock 11

Tuesday 2 February 2010 7:03

ahahahahaha......WIN!!!!!!!

l3tyt1g3r 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 1:19

The teacher made him say that he was wearing a belt. :P

SpreadItOn 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 1:22

Best excuse ever: I can't because my leg is asleep and it's all tingly and kind of hurts right now... then play along

allen20 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 1:23

Just today my friends were talking about this.

FMLoverAgain 7

Tuesday 2 February 2010 1:24

you deserve it for being a man. You should have sat next to me. i would have helped you out hehe

namezox 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 1:27

By turning him off? good idea!

Freeze_fml 16

Tuesday 2 February 2010 1:55

Oh snap. Well done 28.

katrina0_00 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 2:36

i love you #28♥

CyclonePsycho 1

Tuesday 2 February 2010 4:23

*sigh* I'll go get the aloe.

skylar98 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 1:26

I hope they were girls... lol

containsnosoy 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 1:26

Do teachers really make you get up and go to the front of the class to say a one-lined answer? Idk, ours always had us say it/sign it from our seat or standing next to our seat. Sucks though, I guess now you know to bring a baggy sweatshirt to school. xD