Today, I was spacing out in French class and randomly got an erection. My professor called on me to stand up at the front of the room and say, "I am wearing a belt," in French. Not everyone was observing just my belt. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML
Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML
Today, I tried to quietly tell my friend that our professor's pants' fly was down. Unfortunately, I underestimated how quiet the room would go. The entire class heard me whisper, “His dick’s gonna pop out!” The professor looked down, zipped up, and said, “Thank you, but… dream on.” FML
Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I had a presentation in French class. I was so nervous, the first thing I said when I got up there was, "Hola." FML
Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML
Today, I was teaching a class of 17-year-old Japanese boys English. Tripping over a school bag, I caught my foot in the bottom of my very loose elastic trousers. I pulled them down with my foot as I stumbled, exposing my underwear to all 40 students. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML
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perdix 31
Je suis sporting un bon-AIR Ecoutez et repetez: Un bon-AIR. . . Un bon-AIR
Laurendorcus 0
You should get extra credit for really getting passionate about learning the language of love. :-)
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Watley09 0
I Know How You Feel I Get Random Boners At The Wrong Time Too...
slyace 9
Gym class used to be way weird at times lol
eur003 0
you can atleast wear equipment to stop that shit from happening, try gettig an erection in gym class!! you can't tuck that shit anywere, and you can see it from all angles! lol
jipper 0
u shoulda pulled tha tuck brah its the only wat to overcome NRB's
Watley09 0
Yup the waistband is the best place to put it
Tripout 0
DUDE IF IT WAS NOTICABLE BE HAPPY WITH YOURSELF XD IF IT WAS ME IN THAT SITUATION AND NOBODY NOTICED I WOULD FEEL EVEN WORSE, WOULDNT YOU
ScaryyMary 14
CAN I BE COOL LIKE YOU AND USE CAPS LOCK AND NO PUNCTUATION AND BE ANNOYING XD
ladysandy_fml 0
Tu aurais du demander au professeur de te faire une fellation...
DOEETFORTEHLULZ 0
You should demand a ******* from your professor?
ScaryyMary 14
Not so much "demand", more like "ask for". Demander is "to ask".
DOEETFORTEHLULZ 0
Haha well i wasnt that far off for never learning an inkling of French.
JojoPotatoe 0
LOL no wonder you weren't far off : demander/demand, professeur/professor, fellation/fellatio What if that person had written "Fallait réclamer au prof de te tailler une pipe.." ?? Nah, seriously, that's the way I like people to tackle a foreign language, even though they never ever learnt it before : compare what you come accross with what you already know. Some people will just go "oh **** it I don't get French anyway" and won't even try to think. So well done
null_fml 11
Just to add a little to what #151 said... our favourite French saying throughout high school was something along the lines of "Dieu te blesse". Dieu meaning God, sounds like "God bless you", right? But it's actually "God wound you"! //correct me if necessary, I don't remember my French that well
JojoPotatoe 0
Haha, if you believe in the Antichrist, yeah that could work :-D You probably meant "Dieu te bénisse" (bénir = to bless)
kylea1995 0
must be gay
conversationist 0
at least your teacher didn't mistake it for a cell phone and grab it.
dota_pwnage 7
hahaha you read that one too XD
conversationist 0
haha i think that would be way worse.
YouLifeIsMine 0
"This Just In, A Teacher Arrested For Sexually Assulted a Child. He says he thought it was a cell phone" XD sucks to be him. =| but I can't laugh to hard it becouse it happend to me. hate the random errections
jjeeboy 0
you made it up
happyham 0
wowza. your teacher is at enough for making you get up in front if the class
Pearljammer001 0
@16 and @32 = polar oppisites