Today, I was spacing out in French class and randomly got an erection. My professor called on me to stand up at the front of the room and say, "I am wearing a belt," in French. Not everyone was observing just my belt. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML
Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML
Today, I tried to quietly tell my friend that our professor's pants' fly was down. Unfortunately, I underestimated how quiet the room would go. The entire class heard me whisper, “His dick’s gonna pop out!” The professor looked down, zipped up, and said, “Thank you, but… dream on.” FML
Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I had a presentation in French class. I was so nervous, the first thing I said when I got up there was, "Hola." FML
Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML
Today, I was teaching a class of 17-year-old Japanese boys English. Tripping over a school bag, I caught my foot in the bottom of my very loose elastic trousers. I pulled them down with my foot as I stumbled, exposing my underwear to all 40 students. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML
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perdix 31
Je suis sporting un bon-AIR Ecoutez et repetez: Un bon-AIR. . . Un bon-AIR
Laurendorcus 0
You should get extra credit for really getting passionate about learning the language of love. :-)
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Chrisf524 0
Hell man, what you should have done is stood up and stretch it out as far as you could to show how big it is, and let people know what you are packing, I would. But if your small down there then well your screwed
kaycay0211 0
wow, that's embarrising, one time this guy in my gym class had one when I walled by... it was bad!!
CSB7 4
you must not be very big
matt_1337_c 0
All the people that are clicking YDI are trolls or girls. Erections are not always the boys fault. They can be random.
Regnard_fml 0
Or if they click YDI, they can be a troll AND a girl. Like, a girly troll. With a pink tutu.
whiskers946 2
haha wow. I'm glad I don't have one of those things.
tony55_fml 0
wow do the ol switch ahroo
radcon6 2
that. sux hard. hope it will blow over soon or already did blow over
JordanBitesYoo 0
I wouldve loved to see that
ObeyTheSnarf 0
Am I the only one that thinks the teacher could have asked him to say belt BECAUSE he had a boner?
JacobyO6 0
Lol.