By funy_hunie - United States - Anchorage Today, while lying in bed, I was so lonely that I put a heavy blanket in front of me so it felt like I was spooning someone. FML I agree, your life sucks 1555 You deserved it 220 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By cande - United States Today, my apartment complex added $250 to the $1,000 my roomate and I already owe because of an unauthorized pet and complaints from neighbors that our dog barks all night long. We don't have a dog, we don't even have a pet. FML I agree, your life sucks 34821 You deserved it 2498 34 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By hobo no-no - 10/11/2020 08:00 - United States Broke Today, I saw my ex asking for change outside a store. I was so shocked and sad to see him in such a position, I offered to take him home with me, let him shower and cook him a good meal. He laughed in my face and said, "Nah, I just do this for some quick bucks. It’s easier than working." FML I agree, your life sucks 1049 You deserved it 106 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Kent Today, I went on a trip to Cleveland. After getting lunch, my brother and I started walking back to my car. Halfway there, we were jumped, threatened with a knife, and yelled at to hand over our money. The only thing my brother could do was ask our mugger, "Uh, what gender are you?" FML I agree, your life sucks 41818 You deserved it 3681 82 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By spockswifey - United States Today, I jokingly asked my husband if he had ever cheated on me. In the most sincere and honest tone, he said "if I ever have or ever will, there's no way you would ever find out. I love you too much to lose you", and gave me a hug. FML I agree, your life sucks 40920 You deserved it 8368 108 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By wow - United States Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML I agree, your life sucks 19393 You deserved it 36644 41 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia - Hornsby The appearance Today, I find why my long term boyfriend has not been interested in sex for the last 3 months. It’s because I’m fat. While I could probably lose a few, I am not obese and I am the one that has lead healthy eating and exercise in our house. FML I agree, your life sucks 1843 You deserved it 344 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By tammy - France Today, a wasp stung my nipple. Twice. The swelling makes it look like I'm growing a third breast. FML I agree, your life sucks 33653 You deserved it 4272 217 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By hot4donny - United States Today, my family and I were watching Mulan, and I mentioned that I've always had a crush on Shang. After going into detail about how I would "marry his sexy voice" I decided to look up this mystery dream man. To my surprise he was played by Donny Osmond. I will never live this down. FML I agree, your life sucks 9987 You deserved it 26885 121 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Theresa - 26/10/2020 13:55 Sounds like a catch Today, my ex called and said he still loved me. I said I’d move across the country to be with him. Then he said we could live in his dad’s house, so I can protect him from his sister’s best friend, who gave him chlamydia. At the end of call, he said he’s seeing someone and he likes her because she buys him gifts and food. FML I agree, your life sucks 921 You deserved it 336 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, bitch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML I agree, your life sucks 14270 You deserved it 55976 178 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By everysingleone - United States Today, I found out that every single picture that I have ever sent to my boyfriend, his father has also received. Every. Single. One. FML I agree, your life sucks 27622 You deserved it 29220 131 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By cartrouble - United States Today, my car broke down. My boyfriend, who is not too handy, insisted on fixing it. He called me outside and said he was done and started the engine. Moments after rejoicing, it burst into flames. FML I agree, your life sucks 31513 You deserved it 6744 109 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By seriously - United States Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML I agree, your life sucks 38634 You deserved it 4545 79 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anonymous - United States - Richardson Today, I learned it's a bad idea to text and smoke while drunk, because there is an increased risk of throwing your phone off the balcony and sticking your cigarette into your pocket. FML I agree, your life sucks 13477 You deserved it 60078 142 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Broken - 7/1/2021 11:01 - United States - Toledo Healthcare for all Today, thanks to America's opiate epidemic, I can no receive the pain management I require for broken ribs. FML I agree, your life sucks 857 You deserved it 78 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By WasteOfTime - United Kingdom Today, as I stopped at a traffic light, I noticed the man in the car next to me break out in laughter. I pulled over later on to see that someone had drawn a large penis on the side of my van. I then spent all my morning cleaning it off. I went outside later only to see someone had redrawn it. FML I agree, your life sucks 39270 You deserved it 3427 72 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By katybaby - United States Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing. Now he won't talk to me because this is 'the first step on the road of domestic violence'. FML I agree, your life sucks 32242 You deserved it 11651 92 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By RadioactiveKush - United States - Monroe Today, my drunken mom began to frantically scream "YEAH" "WOO HOO" and "ALRIGHT" at some kindergarteners that were singing Amazing Grace in honor of a restaurant owner who had recently died. FML I agree, your life sucks 33989 You deserved it 2493 60 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Somethingtoworryabout Today, I couldn't help but laugh at my girlfriend because she always becomes paranoid when she's around cars. I found her reaction cute and told her that "there's nothing to worry about". A car ran over me two hours later. I'm in a hospital now. FML I agree, your life sucks 2577 You deserved it 776 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada - Toronto Today, I folded a stack of 2,500 brochures for the new exhibit we're putting on at the museum where I work. As I was finishing up, I got an email. The dates have just been changed, so all the brochures have to be reprinted and refolded. FML I agree, your life sucks 29166 You deserved it 1935 63 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By KMAC - United States Today, I found out my fiancé is in a long distance relationship with his ex. Not only do we live on the same island, he's also my neighbor and my co-worker. FML I agree, your life sucks 30314 You deserved it 3332 146 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By StayedHome89 - United States Today, I ran into some friends from high school who had just gotten back from college. We were talking about what happened during our sophomore year. When it was my turn to tell them what I had been doing, all I could say was "Well, I started wearing V-Neck t-shirts and they're pretty comfortable." FML I agree, your life sucks 10685 You deserved it 28162 58 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Rmglrsm Today, at work, I was helping someone who really sounded like she had a Boston accent. So, I asked her where she was from. She has never been out of state. Turns out she has a speech impediment. FML I agree, your life sucks 12878 You deserved it 1749 34 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Drew - United States - Newark Today, at school, I wore a back brace because I have fractured vertebrae. During first period, a girl tapped me on the back to ask me a question. It made a "knocking on wood" sound. She looked at me like I was a freak. FML I agree, your life sucks 13220 Phew, glad it wasn't me 1136 35 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By L Today, the sewers in my town became overloaded. My basement is now filled with other people's poo. FML I agree, your life sucks 44988 You deserved it 3115 142 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By WTF, guys? - United States - San Francisco Today, it's my fourth day of my trip to the USA. I've actually started keeping count of the number of times people get confused because I was born in South Africa and yet am not black. Current count: 9. FML I agree, your life sucks 46359 You deserved it 4135 121 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By poormum - Australia - Carlton North Today, I was unsuccessful in getting a job at a supermarket. The same supermarket I used to work at. I now have a degree but can't even get a job at a place I used to work. FML I agree, your life sucks 9699 You deserved it 819 21 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By superjstorm - Philippines Today, I went to the mall and couldn't find a parking spot. After circling around for 20 minutes, I finally saw a shaded spot in the uncovered parking lot area under a tree. It turns out, I parked under a coconut tree. I could tell from the coconut planted into my hood. FML I agree, your life sucks 33828 You deserved it 9662 77 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ohgodwhy - Canada - Brampton Today, a customer at the Walmart I work at had a hissy fit and began throwing merchandise everywhere, including at my face, because we are Canadian and don't have a show called "Extreme Couponing" for "devoted shoppers" like her. FML I agree, your life sucks 24281 You deserved it 1802 103 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By KDM - Australia Today, I realised how socially inept I am, when I muttered an apology to my laptop after I noticed I hadn't plugged its charger in. FML I agree, your life sucks 24883 You deserved it 6578 128 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By jen - United States Today, as I exited McDonald's after a quick lunch, a man in a jogging outfit ran past, snatching my handbag right off my shoulder as he tore past. He must have been at least 50. I broke down utterly exhausted before I could chase him even a single block. I'm 24. FML I agree, your life sucks 21090 You deserved it 39497 125 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By RyanJarmanForPresident - United States Today, I caught my teenage daughter smoking, and tried calmly explaining to her that it's quite bad for her health. She replied with, "It doesn't harm you if you're under 20." FML I agree, your life sucks 33172 You deserved it 5021 200 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Nastiaa - Estonia Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML I agree, your life sucks 13187 You deserved it 57608 107 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Thatslife - Netherlands Today, I asked my friend what form of birth control she used the first time she had sex. She stared at me like I was from another planet and said, "You can't get pregnant the first time..." This moron is my best friend. FML I agree, your life sucks 51113 You deserved it 7786 298 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Waffle Today, a little boy called me on the phone, crying "grandma died" in a broken voice. I just didn't have the heart to say "wrong number." FML I agree, your life sucks 52243 You deserved it 4675 157 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sexxibxmami - United States Today, my mom came over to visit and permed my hair. Ten minutes after she started, I told her it was burning. She told me to suck it up because it doesn't hurt that badly. I now have scabs all over my scalp, hairline, and nape. FML I agree, your life sucks 26987 You deserved it 3700 74 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Chicopee Today, I finally got around to cleaning out my mother's things after her passing. In the process I found a fancy box. What did it contain? A collection of crack pipes. FML I agree, your life sucks 40865 You deserved it 3184 68 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By mockable - United States Today, I was informed that one of my store managers does a "great" impression of me. No one will tell me what it is, but apparently it's really funny. FML I agree, your life sucks 23442 You deserved it 2555 61 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 23/4/2020 05:00 Next! Today, my therapist broke up with me after almost 3 years. I can’t pay people to listen to my problems. FML I agree, your life sucks 1417 You deserved it 259 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sexybelly - Australia - Parramatta Today, I was asked when my baby is due. My baby was due 6 months ago. FML I agree, your life sucks 32795 You deserved it 4597 114 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
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