FML : Today, during an endless heat wave, I sat at my local pub having a beer. I was delighted as a cool sea breeze started to come through. I was less delighted...

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Today, during an endless heat wave, I sat at my local pub having a beer. I was delighted as a cool sea breeze started to come through. I was less delighted when the sea breeze picked up and blew cigarette ash onto my sweaty face and into my mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Really? / Saturday 31 December 2016 01:54 / Australia - Homebush

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By Bearsmomma | 29

#7382892 - Monday 2 January 2017 05:58

Could've =could have (not could of)

By Tripartita | 42

#7382025 - Saturday 31 December 2016 07:02

The butterfly effect is called to mind—owing its name to the notion that the characteristics of a hurricane can be influenced by the tiniest atmospheric perturbations (like butterflies flapping their wings) weeks earlier. It extends to other meteorological phenomena besides hurricanes. I guess I'm trying to say that you should kill as many butterflies as possible to keep ash off of your face.

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By bruhhhhhhh | 14

#7382019 - Saturday 31 December 2016 06:30

What an ash hole... no? Ok you're right that was terrible

The_Sexomancer | 11

#7382032 - Saturday 31 December 2016 07:10

Eh, it wasn't great. I don't mind a bad joke here and there. It's the overdone bad jokes that get to me.

By Tripartita | 42

#7382025 - Saturday 31 December 2016 07:02

By brenton490 | 19

#7382031 - Saturday 31 December 2016 07:10

Could of been worse...and ended up in your beer!

Bearsmomma | 29

#7382892 - Monday 2 January 2017 05:58

Could've =could have (not could of)

By RichardPencil | 22

#7382035 - Saturday 31 December 2016 07:27

I've heard of the dangers of second-hand smoke, but I've never heard of second-hand ash. Ok, I have heard of second-hand ash, but I thought that person had a speech impediment and was talking about sloppy seconds.

By jessicasoho | 11

#7382041 - Saturday 31 December 2016 07:52

It's minus 12 C here. I wish that was me. So cold.

LatterDaySaint | 9

#7382053 - Saturday 31 December 2016 08:55

Colder is better, because you can always put on more than you can take off. Besides people tend to complain when your down to your skin in public. :P

somelildude | 14

#7382060 - Saturday 31 December 2016 09:10

That's true , but also when it's colder people are most exposed to getting sick. I know no one enjoys getting sick. I personally hate the cold because it's kills the drive to do anything outside if your not use to it.

TheBastarDino | 2

#7382278 - Sunday 1 January 2017 12:34

Its been high 30s for the last 2 weeks where i live you get sick of it quick. I live in South Australia.

By species4872 | 19

#7382201 - Saturday 31 December 2016 07:25

Interesting, since you cannot smoke in pubs, clubs, hell everywhere indoors in New South Wales.

cootiequeen4444 | 11

#7382297 - Sunday 1 January 2017 01:41

sea breezes don't tend to be indoors...sooo...

LonelyAngel22 | 13

#7382366 - Sunday 1 January 2017 06:11

If its a pub with an outdoor area, then you can smoke. The "sea breeze" indicated OP was outdoors, like in a beer garden or on a balcony. My local pub has a smoking area out the front.