Today, during an endless heat wave, I sat at my local pub having a beer. I was delighted as a cool sea breeze started to come through. I was less delighted when the sea breeze picked up and blew cigarette ash onto my sweaty face and into my mouth. FML
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Bearsmomma
| 30
Could've =could have (not could of)
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KrazyKatz3
| 26
He said "at" not "in" could have been outside tables
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bruhhhhhhh
| 14
What an ash hole... no? Ok you're right that was terrible
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The_Sexomancer
| 11
Eh, it wasn't great. I don't mind a bad joke here and there. It's the overdone bad jokes that get to me.
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Tripartita
| 44
The butterfly effect is called to mind—owing its name to the notion that the characteristics of a hurricane can be influenced by the tiniest atmospheric perturbations (like butterflies flapping their wings) weeks earlier. It extends to other meteorological phenomena besides hurricanes.
I guess I'm trying to say that you should kill as many butterflies as possible to keep ash off of your face.
I guess I'm trying to say that you should kill as many butterflies as possible to keep ash off of your face.
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brenton490
| 19
Could of been worse...and ended up in your beer!
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Bearsmomma
| 30
Could've =could have (not could of)
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RichardPencil
| 29
I've heard of the dangers of second-hand smoke, but I've never heard of second-hand ash.
Ok, I have heard of second-hand ash, but I thought that person had a speech impediment and was talking about sloppy seconds.
Ok, I have heard of second-hand ash, but I thought that person had a speech impediment and was talking about sloppy seconds.
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jessicasoho
| 13
It's minus 12 C here. I wish that was me. So cold.
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LatterDaySaint
| 12
Colder is better, because you can always put on more than you can take off. Besides people tend to complain when your down to your skin in public. :P
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somelildude
| 14
That's true , but also when it's colder people are most exposed to getting sick. I know no one enjoys getting sick. I personally hate the cold because it's kills the drive to do anything outside if your not use to it.
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TheBastarDino
| 2
Its been high 30s for the last 2 weeks where i live you get sick of it quick. I live in South Australia.
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species4872
| 19
Interesting, since you cannot smoke in pubs, clubs, hell everywhere indoors in New South Wales.
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cootiequeen4444
| 11
sea breezes don't tend to be indoors...sooo...
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LonelyAngel22
| 13
If its a pub with an outdoor area, then you can smoke. The "sea breeze" indicated OP was outdoors, like in a beer garden or on a balcony. My local pub has a smoking area out the front.
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KrazyKatz3
| 26
He said "at" not "in" could have been outside tables