By Really? - 31/12/2016 01:54 - Australia - Homebush

Today, during an endless heat wave, I sat at my local pub having a beer. I was delighted as a cool sea breeze started to come through. I was less delighted when the sea breeze picked up and blew cigarette ash onto my sweaty face and into my mouth. FML
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Bearsmomma 30
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Could've =could have (not could of)

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TheBastarDino 2

Its been high 30s for the last 2 weeks where i live you get sick of it quick. I live in South Australia.

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bruhhhhhhh 14

What an ash hole... no? Ok you're right that was terrible

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The_Sexomancer 11
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Eh, it wasn't great. I don't mind a bad joke here and there. It's the overdone bad jokes that get to me.

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Tripartita 44
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The butterfly effect is called to mind—owing its name to the notion that the characteristics of a hurricane can be influenced by the tiniest atmospheric perturbations (like butterflies flapping their wings) weeks earlier. It extends to other meteorological phenomena besides hurricanes. I guess I'm trying to say that you should kill as many butterflies as possible to keep ash off of your face.

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brenton490 19
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Could of been worse...and ended up in your beer!

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Bearsmomma 30
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Could've =could have (not could of)

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RichardPencil 30
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I've heard of the dangers of second-hand smoke, but I've never heard of second-hand ash. Ok, I have heard of second-hand ash, but I thought that person had a speech impediment and was talking about sloppy seconds.

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jessicasoho 13
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It's minus 12 C here. I wish that was me. So cold.

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LatterDaySaint 12
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Colder is better, because you can always put on more than you can take off. Besides people tend to complain when your down to your skin in public. :P

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somelildude 14
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That's true , but also when it's colder people are most exposed to getting sick. I know no one enjoys getting sick. I personally hate the cold because it's kills the drive to do anything outside if your not use to it.

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TheBastarDino 2

Its been high 30s for the last 2 weeks where i live you get sick of it quick. I live in South Australia.

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species4872 19

Interesting, since you cannot smoke in pubs, clubs, hell everywhere indoors in New South Wales.

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cootiequeen4444 11

sea breezes don't tend to be indoors...sooo...

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LonelyAngel22 13
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If its a pub with an outdoor area, then you can smoke. The "sea breeze" indicated OP was outdoors, like in a beer garden or on a balcony. My local pub has a smoking area out the front.

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KrazyKatz3 26

He said "at" not "in" could have been outside tables

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