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By cardsftw - 16/08/2012 19:50 - United States - Compton

Today, I was so bored that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. FML

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By Mik - 08/06/2011 03:05 - United States

Today, I was bored. Some people would've called up friends to hang out. Not me. I had the sudden urge to make an entire Excel Spreadsheet on how much I've spent on iTunes, month-by-month. I'm not sure what's worse, that I got really into it, or that I've spent nearly $800.00 on iTunes. FML

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By hiii. - 16/03/2010 02:27 - United States

Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML

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By Sam - 01/11/2009 23:10 - Canada

Today, I bought an iTunes giftcard worth $50. I tried to scratch off the little silver thing covering the code with a pair of scissors. I scratched so much that it's now unreadable. FML

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By Margaret - 26/12/2018 02:00

Today, I saw some random iTunes charge on my bank account so I called who I thought was iTunes customer support to figure out the $5 charge, then got scammed into buying $1,400 worth of gift cards. The man on the phone was not with iTunes and took all my money. FML

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By brokeaf - 11/07/2011 19:09 - United States

Today, I received a $50 iTunes card for my birthday. I immediately sat down at my computer and starting buying all my newest favorites. Then I realized I never redeemed my card so the $50 was all charged to my account. FML

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By Terminator101101 - 30/05/2013 23:06 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML

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By Youdontneed2knowmyname - 05/02/2011 05:29 - United States

Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML

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By ipodless - 13/10/2011 00:47 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I asked everyone for iTunes money, pleased to finally be able to buy some new songs for my iPod. After receiving several gift cards, I discovered that my iPod had been stolen. FML

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By melonhead77 - 29/03/2012 11:46 - Cyprus

Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML

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By segal1010 - 28/02/2013 00:27 - United States - Potomac

Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML

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linkinpark98 23

Thursday 16 August 2012 22:44

The cure for cancer could be hidden in those, and none of us would ever know.…

minidinosaurgoes 9

Thursday 16 August 2012 22:44

One does not simply read the terms and conditions.

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Hannafoyjeen 3

Friday 17 August 2012 9:22

Even though no one ever reads them we would still break the rules..

TheNewGuy03 28

Friday 17 August 2012 10:53

"Coming soon: iPhone: THE SEQUEL!!!!!"

kuzint 4

Friday 17 August 2012 11:20

iPhone the flamethrower!!!!

laurakatejones 7

Friday 17 August 2012 11:56

I've done this!

RyaWolf 0

Friday 17 August 2012 14:06

how in the hell is this an fml?? YDI for being such a dumbass!!

noisebox 1

Friday 17 August 2012 18:22

There's always Internet ****, which always has happy endings ...

Lorean 6

Friday 17 August 2012 23:11

Haha that's when you know your bored!

MetallicaFTW 16

Saturday 18 August 2012 0:23

Did you find instructions on how to find buried treasure? Or maybe a link that says 'CLICK HERE TO WIN A BILLION DOLLARS' Anyway, I've only ever read a couple sentences of that anyway. :) happy reading

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 18 August 2012 4:53

That's readable?

Alpha2121 0

Sunday 19 August 2012 3:29

Let me guess we agreed to give them our first born child when they turned 18?

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Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML

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Today, I had to call social services after a couple once again brought their baby in with severe allergic reactions. His allergy? The family dog. These idiots would rather let their kid die than get rid of the stupid mutt. FML

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Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML

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Today, my girlfriend asked me, "Is it in yet?" FML

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Today, this guy I like let me wear his favorite baseball hat that he never takes off. I returned it to him later, only to find out I have lice. FML

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Today, I took the 6 year old I'm babysitting to the mall to see Santa after weeks of her begging. We got there in time to see him get out of his Prius and dress in the parking lot. FML

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Today, I had some painful gas at work, so I tried to silently ease it out. It was silent all right; silent, and so deadly that someone exclaimed, "What the fuck?!" My coworkers traced it back to me. Now they're all pointing their mini desk fans in my direction to make a point. FML

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Today, my girlfriend's dad let me borrow his car for transportation to work because mine got totaled. This car is a complete dump and I've realized he's only letting me use it so it's my fault to fix the broken things on the car. So far, I've had to replace the battery and two popped tires. FML

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