Today, I was snuggling in bed with my girlfriend. She was depressed, so I complimented her strong legs, saying they were "like a horse." I spent the next hour and a half trying to stop her crying. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Not helping
Today, i told my boyfriend that I wasn't feeling emotionally well, and wanted cuddles. He proceeded to hump my leg. FML
Today, my girlfriend was upset, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her how much I love her and how beautiful she is. After a minute, her face started to light up. I thought it had worked until I realized that she was being cheered up by the friends she was talking to online. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML
Today, my girlfriend was feeling down because she has put on some weight. I tried to make her feel better by showing her I can still pick her up. I can, and I was even able to hide the fact that I shat myself doing it. I'm so romantic. FML
Today, my girl and I were in bed trying to nap before class. She kept tossing and turning, obvious signs that she was having no luck. Sweetly, I ask her if there was anything I could do to help her relax. She says "you can tell me a story about your day, that always puts me to sleep". FML
Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML
Pick me up
Today, I was really depressed so I talked on the phone with my best friend. She was telling me how a guy she really liked complimented her. I told her it was be nice to get at least one compliment. After a long silence she says, "You're really good with computers." FML
Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were lying in bed. Just as she was about to fall asleep I thought it would be sweet if I sang her a song that her Mom sang to her when she was a child. Instead, I was told to shut the fuck up and that I sucked. FML
Top comments
Wandering_fml 0
Dude, some advice; if you EVER compare your girlfriend to an animal, make sure it isn't a huge animal that could be considered an indirect way of calling her fat. And even then, you're taking a big risk. When she's depressed, don't say much. Let her talk. She'll talk herself through it, all she needs is someone to listen to her and hold her. Someone who cares.
Jared1James 4
Maybe it would be a better idea to just snuggle with her and no stupid comments. If my girlfriend was depressed, I'd kiss her neck and tell her I love her and make her smile and laugh. :) But nice try. :P
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (218)
NightJack 0
Some women have horrible body issues that prevent them from taking a compliment. Clearly this girl is one of them and she'll be a headache for as long as she's in your life. I've been there; you have to walk on eggshells all the time because if you should make any comment that she can twist into a negative one - and she can twist just about any comment into a negative one - you'll have to deal with almost daily emotional breakdowns. She probably needs counseling, medication or both. You probably need a new girlfriend. If the girl has strong, toned legs and he compared them to a horse's legs there's nothing wrong with that; but what she heard and what he said were too different things. He said "you have toned, strong legs like a horse." She heard "You're a huge hairy beast." This is because she has PROBLEMS.
OrgasmicTactic 0
YDI for saying she has horse legs. Also YDI for dating a whiny and depressed girl. Here's a tip, you should listen to why she is depressed and then say something. ;)
Crummie 0
lmfaoooooo next girl I see, I'm going to compare her to a horse.
roblombardo 0
I don't really see why she didn't take it as a compliment, horses have beautiful legs. And sexy, strong hooves.
smellymeaty 0
Wow... at least you meant well. I hope she knows that.
FuzzyWalnuts 0
Ok the chicks that are saying you make them sick are drama queens. However, are you a dumbass? Yes. Common sense 101 - when trying to make a girlfriend feel better, compliment her face, eyes, hair, voice, etc. If you're going to compare her to an animal (there are better options out there to begin with, but for the OPs sake) choose something elegant or peaceful i.e. A swan. Or just lay and cuddle with her like people already said. Or put her favorite cutsie movie in for you two to watch. Or offer to give her a massage. Pull a blancket or something over you two (maybe a little above your waist and let her decide where to move it from there) to make things more cozy. Let her fall asleep in your arms. DON'T compare her to a horse!
misterman2 3
LOL, not the smartest thing to say... but people need to learn the difference between "you deserve it" and "it was your own fault"
Agent_Buckwald87 0
It's a moot argument because it isn't real. He stole it from "A Knight's Tale", the comment about the woman's legs being as strong as a horse. C'mon people, you're giving the loser power here.
Ic001c 0
oh yeah because clearly nothing in a movie has ever happened in real life. no one's ever had similar situations happen. the other day I ate chicken. no, wait, I couldn't have because they did that in the fast and the furious. silly me.
Sam7869 0
She might have been mad about being compared to an animal, or she might have thought he said her legs look like a ****** which it does sound like if you say it fast.
Hich17 0
Sometimes, we just make comments that we can't ever get back. I feel for you, bro.