Today, I was snuggling in bed with my girlfriend. She was depressed, so I complimented her strong legs, saying they were "like a horse." I spent the next hour and a half trying to stop her crying. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, i told my boyfriend that I wasn't feeling emotionally well, and wanted cuddles. He proceeded to hump my leg. FML
Today, my girlfriend was upset, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her how much I love her and how beautiful she is. After a minute, her face started to light up. I thought it had worked until I realized that she was being cheered up by the friends she was talking to online. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML
Today, my girlfriend was feeling down because she has put on some weight. I tried to make her feel better by showing her I can still pick her up. I can, and I was even able to hide the fact that I shat myself doing it. I'm so romantic. FML
Today, my girl and I were in bed trying to nap before class. She kept tossing and turning, obvious signs that she was having no luck. Sweetly, I ask her if there was anything I could do to help her relax. She says "you can tell me a story about your day, that always puts me to sleep". FML
Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML
Today, I was really depressed so I talked on the phone with my best friend. She was telling me how a guy she really liked complimented her. I told her it was be nice to get at least one compliment. After a long silence she says, "You're really good with computers." FML
Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were lying in bed. Just as she was about to fall asleep I thought it would be sweet if I sang her a song that her Mom sang to her when she was a child. Instead, I was told to shut the fuck up and that I sucked. FML
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Wandering_fml 0
Dude, some advice; if you EVER compare your girlfriend to an animal, make sure it isn't a huge animal that could be considered an indirect way of calling her fat. And even then, you're taking a big risk. When she's depressed, don't say much. Let her talk. She'll talk herself through it, all she needs is someone to listen to her and hold her. Someone who cares.
Jared1James 4
Maybe it would be a better idea to just snuggle with her and no stupid comments. If my girlfriend was depressed, I'd kiss her neck and tell her I love her and make her smile and laugh. :) But nice try. :P
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wynterkin 0
It's not like horse legs are huge and fat...I like my strong legs! Men are just clumsy when they try to compliment women.
SpaghettiCat 0
#41 Well, that's not ALWAYS true...
ShadowPoseidon 0
What kinda compliment is THAT? lol yea.... you gotta work on that. but then at the same time... i think u gotta go find some1 else less whiny and that has a broader imagination. Horse legs arnt that bad.. but thats still a sucky thing to say
Dewers10 0
Hahahahaha same thing happened to me the other day,.....exact same thing!! I feel for you dude....you gotta pick your words wisely when it comes to the girls body haha good luck
christopherlove 0
FYL for having such a stupid girlfriend. Why do women insist on leaping to the worst possible conclusion, when it's obvious the way he meant it?
somaturee 0
I'm not going to go as far as YDI, but, I'm also not going to say it's an FYL. Only because, every guy should know that comparing his girlfriend to a horse, in any way, is never a good idea.
Angellopez951 0
HHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!! YOU LOSER!!!
ObadiahtheSlim 2
Seriously you compared her to a horse?
AwkwardTwig 0
FAKE It's from the book "Der Vorleser", which has been recently made into an Oscar-winning movie, "The Reader". In the scene, the protagonists are in bed, cuddling, when the former Nazi SS captain asks the teenage boy she's been seeing what animal she reminds him of. He replies "a horse", thinking about her strong legs. This is significant because her nickname in the SS was equine related, and she gets upset. I'm not sure if that particular scene was in the film... I didn't watch it.
FreeLevi 0
You're an idiot!