Love: Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her...

By Ohfman117 - 11/08/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2011 07:43 - United States

Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML

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Very very frightening

By graham - 11/01/2020 14:00

Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML

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By spiderhater - 12/04/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, I was with my girlfriend in her room. She starts screaming. Her father bursts in and, thinking I'm some kind of rapist, hits me in the head with a baseball bat. Not bad enough? I wasn't the one making her scream. There was a huge spider on the wall. FML

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By mommydearest - 04/09/2011 16:08 - Denmark

Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML

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By Kaz - 07/05/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 16:51 - United States - Ozark

Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML

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By Zack - 01/04/2012 21:36 - United States - Duncannon

Today, I woke up to shuffling noises coming from downstairs. Suspecting the worst, I jumped out of bed, and whispered over my shoulder for my girlfriend to stay quiet. Only after going downstairs and taking a swing in the dark with my bat did I figure out it was just my girlfriend foraging for snacks. FML

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Nightfallz 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 1:21

YDI psycho.

evangldbrg 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 1:33

YDI for having your girlfriend's mom's number anyway...

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slearnaro92 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 6:10

why do u have your girlfriends mothers number in your fun...? that doesnt seem like something ucould screw up unless you texted her mom b4 hand. weird

Guitarist45 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 6:16

WTF?! why the hell did u say that?!?!?

fcukb0o 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 6:25

GAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH U DUMBASS, GOD FUCKEN CHECK IF IT'S REALLY HER NUMBER FIRST...........

ShetHappensxx 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 6:29

YDI for being a creepy weirdo and being a retard fuckrabbit :P

skiBOAT 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 6:51

And you expected not to get caught whether you sent to the text to the right person or not?

definatelywierd 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 6:52

it's weird how you have the mom's #. it doesn't matter how cool i get with a gf's mom, not gonna happen

fuzzybrownbear 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 12:55

fuckrabbit, that's new.

athos1237 4

Wednesday 12 August 2009 7:13

YDI for being an idiot! Good for dad. Hope the baseball bat didn't hurt too much. HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

mikey_was_here 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 7:15

YDI for being a creeper.

alex0027 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 7:24

and why the f*ck u have the mother's number??

FrayedxD 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 7:53

this sounds fake for a few reasons - i'm assuming that you're a teenager, how many teenagers have their girlfriend's mother's number? - as if you'd send it to her, unless they have the same name, you must be ****** in the head. -FrayedxD