Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML
Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend in her room. She starts screaming. Her father bursts in and, thinking I'm some kind of rapist, hits me in the head with a baseball bat. Not bad enough? I wasn't the one making her scream. There was a huge spider on the wall. FML
Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her apartment early. I climbed through her bedroom window, holding flowers. I got the wrong window. Some old man screamed, hit me with a broom, and called the cops. FML
Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
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Nightfallz 0
YDI psycho.
evangldbrg 0
YDI for having your girlfriend's mom's number anyway...
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Comments (136)
slearnaro92 0
why do u have your girlfriends mothers number in your fun...? that doesnt seem like something ucould screw up unless you texted her mom b4 hand. weird
Guitarist45 0
WTF?! why the hell did u say that?!?!?
fcukb0o 0
GAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH U DUMBASS, GOD FUCKEN CHECK IF IT'S REALLY HER NUMBER FIRST...........
ShetHappensxx 0
YDI for being a creepy weirdo and being a retard fuckrabbit :P
skiBOAT 0
And you expected not to get caught whether you sent to the text to the right person or not?
definatelywierd 0
it's weird how you have the mom's #. it doesn't matter how cool i get with a gf's mom, not gonna happen
fuzzybrownbear 0
fuckrabbit, that's new.
athos1237 4
YDI for being an idiot! Good for dad. Hope the baseball bat didn't hurt too much. HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!
mikey_was_here 0
YDI for being a creeper.
alex0027 0
and why the f*ck u have the mother's number??
FrayedxD 0
this sounds fake for a few reasons - i'm assuming that you're a teenager, how many teenagers have their girlfriend's mother's number? - as if you'd send it to her, unless they have the same name, you must be ****** in the head. -FrayedxD