Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML
Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend in her room. She starts screaming. Her father bursts in and, thinking I'm some kind of rapist, hits me in the head with a baseball bat. Not bad enough? I wasn't the one making her scream. There was a huge spider on the wall. FML
Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her apartment early. I climbed through her bedroom window, holding flowers. I got the wrong window. Some old man screamed, hit me with a broom, and called the cops. FML
Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
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Nightfallz 0
YDI psycho.
evangldbrg 0
YDI for having your girlfriend's mom's number anyway...
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Comments (136)
sports_chick_143 0
haha wow that sucks. sorry.
sports_chick_143 0
i agree with bobby64
dmc0143 0
I don't understand why everyone here thinks the worst part of this FML is that fact that he has his girlfriend's mom's phone number. Honestly, there are plenty of reasons for which you might need to be in contact with your significant other's parents, or they might need to be in contact with you. Shit happens. The part that creeps me out is the text. If a guy ever said something like that to me, I'd be heading for the courthouse ASAP to file for a restraining order. OP, YDI for being a skeezer.
mrsmaguy 0
I really don't believe this one, not to be rude or anything. If you do have your g/f's mom's cell phone (which is pretty believable) mostly likely you are in her contacts as well. So when you mistakenly texted her, she would have known it was you and not sent her husband out there with a baseball bat. I don't understand why you would need to sneak into your own girlfriend's house. It seems to me that if you had her parents' numbers than you were probably close to all of them, so there would be no need for sneaking around. Eh whatever I'm obviously reading into this too much. I didn't even really need to write this, I just think I'm bored.
NDnation44 0
that is so creepy to txt even your gf
samman92 1
Wtf.....were you thinking?
Bree16 0
wow that rly sucks
fuzzybrownbear 0
Well maybe it was a fantasy, or at least a role playing that the girl liked. Ya it is pretty creepy but who knows what people get turned on now a days
zebraspandex10 0
haha. dumbass make sure with a text like that you double check WHO you send it to.
Bullshet 0
LMAO. YDI