By Skier - 29/01/2010 02:01 - Canada

Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML
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Thatguywhotrolls 0

And this, children, is how natural selection works! This person will now develop a fatal brain defect that will prevent them from breeding and thus helping to thin the herd of the weak and the stupid!

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HeroOfWar 0

YDI. Idiots like you are the ones we end up having to call for ambulances for at the ski hill I work at. Stop being a show-off and do what the sign says. They're there to keep you and others safe and also for liability.

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celiba_fml 0

you totally deserved that, we (in Switzerland) normally have those signs where two tracks intersect, so you could have hit somebody very badly

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brianjman14 22

epic fail ydi for trying to be a showoff

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soswaggyk 0

dats wat happen wen u try to b down..!!

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youthink_fml 0

Not only do you deserve it, but that's one of the stupidest moves I've heard in a quite awhile. People die being stupid on the slopes.

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The_Great_Zucchi 15

I don't care much what happens to you, break your neck for all I care. However the slow signs are usually in places where there are lots of other skiers and there isn't much room. A good friend of mine lost most of the function of both knees because she was hit by an arsehole like you. She's lucky she can still walk unaided but she can't do any sports that put strain on her knees, including skiing.

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ftwandu2 0

you deserve it you know why? because you say the God damn word whilst instead of while, do you ******* speak like that in person? loser hope it hurt bad

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