FML : Today, I'm heading towards my car clutching a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend, when along comes a sweet old lady who says: "it's not flowers she wants,...

Today, I'm heading towards my car clutching a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend, when along comes a sweet old lady who says: "it's not flowers she wants, it's some lovin'!". The elderly sure aren't what they used to be. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By DarkPhoenix / Thursday 4 December 2008 11:16 / France

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By shrillace | 0

#52668 - Monday 23 March 2009 05:09

The 20-somethings of the '60s are the 60-somethings of the 2000s. Don't forget that.

By kottdawg | 0

#29480 - Friday 13 March 2009 06:43

HAHAHAHA old people do know whats best

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By Eir_fml | 0

#3171 - Wednesday 18 February 2009 02:17

You should have told her the flowers were for your mother. Alternatively, what if they were? That would have sucked.

Mattxy8 | 5

#2907686 - Saturday 16 July 2011 07:29

How is this in any way shape or form a FML?

By Ximmie | 0

#11770 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 01:33

AHAHA!!! Amazing. :)

By Sgt_Schadenfreud | 0

#25490 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 01:07

I love pensioners.

By snoopy24_fml | 0

#28422 - Thursday 12 March 2009 06:33

HAHA wow...

By kottdawg | 0

#29480 - Friday 13 March 2009 06:43

HAHAHAHA old people do know whats best

By pinkfrenchrose | 5

#30932 - Saturday 14 March 2009 05:20

Sounds like something my grandma would say. My grandma is crazy. :)

By shrillace | 0

#52668 - Monday 23 March 2009 05:09

The 20-somethings of the '60s are the 60-somethings of the 2000s. Don't forget that.

SteppenBeatle | 3

#6055216 - Wednesday 3 September 2014 04:05

Yes. Awesome

By Empleh | 4

#83814 - Sunday 5 April 2009 07:44

Listen to your elders.

By maggiewalters | 17

#101210 - Saturday 11 April 2009 05:24

well, she's right!

By glamourful | 0

#259952 - Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:13

how is this a FML??? That's fucking awesome!

pothopper | 0

#1324415 - Tuesday 31 August 2010 01:44

MLIA !!

HK416_fml | 0

#2209390 - Sunday 20 March 2011 04:26

I concurr

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