Today, I was sitting next to this really cute guy in choir class. Trying to make conversation, I asked him what his favorite song was. He replied "Leave Me Alone". I asked him who it was by and he said, "It's not a song, I just want you to leave me alone". FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was singing in my dorm. When I left a little later, a cute guy came up to me and asked if I was the girl who'd been singing. I proudly said yes. He replied, "Good thing you finally shut the fuck up!" and walked away. FML
Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML
Today, I was chatting with a cute guy on Omegle. He seemed really friendly and interested after I had showed him a picture of me. When I mentioned that I play music, he seemed even more interested, so I gave him the link to my music Myspace. I waited patiently. He disconnected. FML
Today, I heard that a boy in my class had written a song about me. Intrigued, I went to see him perform. I spent 3 excruciating minutes listening to a song about 'the girl of his dreams', his tear-filled eyes staring into mine the whole time. I have to sit next to this freak for the next 2 years. FML
Today, on the subway, a little tipsy, I sat down next to a guy I thought was cute, hoping to enjoy some harmless flirting. I said, "Hello." He said, "May I ask you a question?" I said, "Sure." He said, "Can you please move away from me?" FML
Today, I saw a cute guy at the coffee shop reading a book. Wanting to be friendly, I smiled as I approached and asked what he was reading. He returned the smile and said, "Minding your damn business, by Fuck Off." FML
Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML
Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML
Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML
Today, I was minding my own business when the guy I have a crush on sat down next to me at work, explained that he heard that I had a crush on him and that he was flattered, but that we should "be friends" because I'm a "nice girl". I was rejected by someone I didn't even pursue. FML
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manoverboard 0
...oh, I love that song. It's by the I Don't Give A *****.
turtlellama 0
"Today, a cute guy told me to leave him alone. I stupidly didn't realize what he was saying. FML"
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Comments (94)
spikesomthin 1
Wow.... O and there is a song with that name by michael jackson
Crue_fml 0
Geez! harsh
cookydough28 0
to all the ppl saying was the OP a guy...look next to the name...it says WOMAN.../eyeroll
manderella15 0
lol sorry fyl but thats kinda funny cuz Leave me alone is a Michael jackson song =P
poostain 0
why dont you try snorkeling his willy wally
Wlollpop 0
he's mean
dangletsbang21 0
lmao. that sucks! I'm sorry.
MJforever_fml 0
Leave me alone is actually a Michael Jackson song...lol!
secretlifelvr15 0
that rly sucks....no offense but how could u think "leave me alone" is a song?
mj4life 0
that's a Michael Jackson song! I love that song! lol
kgraham21 0
Me too! I love your username by the way! I'm obsessed with MJ.