Love, School and Music: Today, I was sitting next to this really cute guy in choir class....

By jayden5 - 15/05/2009 18:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting next to this really cute guy in choir class. Trying to make conversation, I asked him what his favorite song was. He replied "Leave Me Alone". I asked him who it was by and he said, "It's not a song, I just want you to leave me alone". FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2014 16:44 - United States - Rome

Today, I was singing in my dorm. When I left a little later, a cute guy came up to me and asked if I was the girl who'd been singing. I proudly said yes. He replied, "Good thing you finally shut the fuck up!" and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2022 19:00 - United States - Mineral

Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2010 03:41 - United States

Today, I was chatting with a cute guy on Omegle. He seemed really friendly and interested after I had showed him a picture of me. When I mentioned that I play music, he seemed even more interested, so I gave him the link to my music Myspace. I waited patiently. He disconnected. FML

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By worried - 16/08/2011 13:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I heard that a boy in my class had written a song about me. Intrigued, I went to see him perform. I spent 3 excruciating minutes listening to a song about 'the girl of his dreams', his tear-filled eyes staring into mine the whole time. I have to sit next to this freak for the next 2 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, on the subway, a little tipsy, I sat down next to a guy I thought was cute, hoping to enjoy some harmless flirting. I said, "Hello." He said, "May I ask you a question?" I said, "Sure." He said, "Can you please move away from me?" FML

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Hush

By sXeQueen - 13/03/2010 15:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML

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By nevaagain - 19/08/2016 20:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I saw a cute guy at the coffee shop reading a book. Wanting to be friendly, I smiled as I approached and asked what he was reading. He returned the smile and said, "Minding your damn business, by Fuck Off." FML

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Cool moves

By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 22:36 - United States

Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2015 19:51 - United States - Seattle

Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML

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By Greg - 11/02/2013 04:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML

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manoverboard 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:57

...oh, I love that song. It's by the I Don't Give A *****.

turtlellama 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:40

"Today, a cute guy told me to leave him alone. I stupidly didn't realize what he was saying. FML"

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itsnotfair 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 10:46

or if your name is jayden, maybe you're a boy, perhaps he's actually straight?

RinaRapture 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 10:56

he's a prick. D: rude much?

xpikoalax 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 14:46

leave me alone is a song by hanna pakarinen :P great song, sung for finland in eurovision a few years ago :D

Bullet4MyChemaMo 12

Saturday 4 December 2010 14:20

I've had that song continuously stuck in my head for the past few years, not knowing who it was by or where I heard it. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

Rawrrr14 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 15:54

Denied. sucks, maybe he was just having a bad day?

inerdablanket 4

Saturday 16 May 2009 16:24

#11; that's a girl's name too.

hottiegurl 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 18:06

Chior!! Well, there are better fish in the sea

spacemonkey0122 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 18:17

what a prick! youre better off

iscratchmymind 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 21:53

For the record, the song "Leave Me Alone" is by Apparat & Ellen Allien :P serously though forget him.

DeadMansCrack 4

Saturday 16 May 2009 22:08

"Leave Me Alone" is the name of a Michael Jackson song...just saying. But sorry that does suck.

Zeegloo 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 22:16

I would have said "Yeah I love Michael Jackson, too!" What a douche.

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