By Goobie - 15/01/2010 07:24 - United States

Today, my father yelled at me for changing 1 of his 2 programable seat positions in his car because he uses both. Apparently, 1 is for sober driving and 2 is for high/drunk driving. Go dad. FML
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A lot of people drive drunk because their judgement is fucked when they're drunk. Clearly your dad plans to do it, even beforehand - seems like he's quite a retard.

Everyone is different, I know a lot of people who claim that it's easier to drive when high because you can focus however it's just as easy to become focused on something else while you're driving. I could be "high as balls" too and then suddenly notice a very appealing billboard for Twinkies and begin thinking about them. "mmm Twinkies" *crashes car*

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Good for you... now get a life.

How is this an FML? You got yelled at... Don't change your dads seats. OMG NO.

2nd. and go dad lol

How does one "go dad"? Is that like going crazy or going hog-wild or going bananas? Commas are your friends!

Thank you grammar Nazi.

grammar facist then.

Grammar nazis are not anti-semitic (most aren't) they're anti-illiterate. ; )

Third. Btw you shouldn't let your dad drive drunk/high

It doesn't matter he if he endangers his life because his Dad is a real man and is living on the edge he's fucking hardcore lol your Dad epically wins and everyone saying this is a weak FML can shove it up their ass because you're just jealous

i think im about to shove a gun up your ass you stupid bitch . hes not just endangering himself, hes endangering everyone. its real fucking stupid to drink and drive , so someone who encourages it must be a reeaal fucking douche bag

A lot of people drive drunk because their judgement is fucked when they're drunk. Clearly your dad plans to do it, even beforehand - seems like he's quite a retard.

Nothing would be greater than for him to get a DUI, and be found with weed on his person.

Wow, good excuse.

Wait till he learns what cops think about this. (gets jailed)

Sleeping right upon the wheel?

your dad sounds like the MAN! :D all these negative posters should just lighten the fuck up.

@ #10 - Perhaps, if you were in the OP's place, you would feel the same way he did. Then again, since you're a troll... you'd probably crash the car and kill yourself while driving drunk & high.

I love how people take things face value.

yeee stay down dad!