Today, my father yelled at me for changing 1 of his 2 programable seat positions in his car because he uses both. Apparently, 1 is for sober driving and 2 is for high/drunk driving. Go dad. FML
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null_fml
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A lot of people drive drunk because their judgement is fucked when they're drunk. Clearly your dad plans to do it, even beforehand - seems like he's quite a retard.
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Back_In_Action
| 18
Once again, I am floored by some people's blatant idiocy. Drunk/High driving is NOT cool or funny, and the dad is a complete and utter fucktard putting other people on the road in danger like that. He is a FATHER, someone who should be acting WAY more responsible than this, especially since he has kids! OP, I hope your father can get help because he CLEARLY needs it!
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gearsawar2
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lol first
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ProtoBuster_1
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Good for you... now get a life.
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PeopleRSoDumb
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How is this an FML? You got yelled at... Don't change your dads seats. OMG NO.
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dante0220
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2nd. and go dad lol
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BeeSkwaird
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How does one "go dad"? Is that like going crazy or going hog-wild or going bananas?
Commas are your friends!
Commas are your friends!
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jandrews10
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Thank you grammar Nazi.
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BeeSkwaird
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I'm Jewish.
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slushpuppy123
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grammar facist then.
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hunterwould
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Grammar nazis are not anti-semitic (most aren't) they're anti-illiterate.
; )
; )
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b182link
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74 ftw
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Disbelief1
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Third. Btw you shouldn't let your dad drive drunk/high
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IPityTheFool
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It doesn't matter he if he endangers his life because his Dad is a real man and is living on the edge he's fucking hardcore lol your Dad epically wins and everyone saying this is a weak FML can shove it up their ass because you're just jealous
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kenbear
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i think im about to shove a gun up your ass you stupid bitch . hes not just endangering himself, hes endangering everyone. its real fucking stupid to drink and drive , so someone who encourages it must be a reeaal fucking douche bag
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null_fml
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A lot of people drive drunk because their judgement is fucked when they're drunk. Clearly your dad plans to do it, even beforehand - seems like he's quite a retard.
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postaltubealex
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Nothing would be greater than for him to get a DUI, and be found with weed on his person.
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24788
| 6
Wow, good excuse.
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itouchguy360
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Wait till he learns what cops think about this. (gets jailed)
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Luz826
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Sleeping right upon the wheel?
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Brey1013
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your dad sounds like the MAN! :D
all these negative posters should just lighten the fuck up.
all these negative posters should just lighten the fuck up.
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ProtoBuster_1
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@ #10 - Perhaps, if you were in the OP's place, you would feel the same way he did. Then again, since you're a troll... you'd probably crash the car and kill yourself while driving drunk & high.
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spiderman0606
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I love how people take things face value.
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ronjonathon
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exactly
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NixKuH
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yeee stay down dad!
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thesunshotme
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Rotfl. :'D
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gobbledegook
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lol