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lol first
How is this an FML? You got yelled at... Don't change your dads seats. OMG NO.
How does one "go dad"? Is that like going crazy or going hog-wild or going bananas? Commas are your friends!
Thank you grammar Nazi.
I'm Jewish.
grammar facist then.
74 ftw
i think im about to shove a gun up your ass you stupid bitch . hes not just endangering himself, hes endangering everyone. its real ******* stupid to drink and drive , so someone who encourages it must be a reeaal ******* douche bag
A lot of people drive drunk because their judgement is ****** when they're drunk. Clearly your dad plans to do it, even beforehand - seems like he's quite a retard.
Wow, good excuse.
Wait till he learns what cops think about this. (gets jailed)
Sleeping right upon the wheel?
your dad sounds like the MAN! :D all these negative posters should just lighten the **** up.
exactly
yeee stay down dad!
Rotfl. :'D
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A lot of people drive drunk because their judgement is ****** when they're drunk. Clearly your dad plans to do it, even beforehand - seems like he's quite a retard.
Everyone is different, I know a lot of people who claim that it's easier to drive when high because you can focus however it's just as easy to become focused on something else while you're driving. I could be "high as balls" too and then suddenly notice a very appealing billboard for Twinkies and begin thinking about them. "mmm Twinkies" *crashes car*