Today, my father yelled at me for changing 1 of his 2 programable...

By Goobie - 15/1/2010 07:24 - United States

Today, my father yelled at me for changing 1 of his 2 programable seat positions in his car because he uses both. Apparently, 1 is for sober driving and 2 is for high/drunk driving. Go dad. FML

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By null_fml | 11

#775934 - Friday 15 January 2010 12:32

A lot of people drive drunk because their judgement is fucked when they're drunk. Clearly your dad plans to do it, even beforehand - seems like he's quite a retard.

By Back_In_Action | 18

#776058 - Friday 15 January 2010 14:22

Once again, I am floored by some people's blatant idiocy. Drunk/High driving is NOT cool or funny, and the dad is a complete and utter fucktard putting other people on the road in danger like that. He is a FATHER, someone who should be acting WAY more responsible than this, especially since he has kids! OP, I hope your father can get help because he CLEARLY needs it!

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By gearsawar2 | 0

#775905 - Friday 15 January 2010 12:14

lol first

ProtoBuster_1 | 5

#775995 - Friday 15 January 2010 13:20

Good for you... now get a life.

PeopleRSoDumb | 0

#776423 - Friday 15 January 2010 19:16

How is this an FML? You got yelled at... Don't change your dads seats. OMG NO.

By dante0220 | 0

#775906 - Friday 15 January 2010 12:16

2nd. and go dad lol

BeeSkwaird | 0

#776038 - Friday 15 January 2010 13:59

How does one "go dad"? Is that like going crazy or going hog-wild or going bananas?

Commas are your friends!

jandrews10 | 0

#776294 - Friday 15 January 2010 17:28

Thank you grammar Nazi.

BeeSkwaird | 0

#776743 - Friday 15 January 2010 22:48

I'm Jewish.

slushpuppy123 | 0

#776783 - Friday 15 January 2010 23:28

grammar facist then.

hunterwould | 0

#783118 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:03

Grammar nazis are not anti-semitic (most aren't) they're anti-illiterate.
; )

b182link | 0

#1068230 - Tuesday 6 July 2010 19:24

74 ftw

By Disbelief1 | 0

#775909 - Friday 15 January 2010 12:18

Third. Btw you shouldn't let your dad drive drunk/high

IPityTheFool | 0

#1297166 - Wednesday 25 August 2010 0:43

It doesn't matter he if he endangers his life because his Dad is a real man and is living on the edge he's fucking hardcore lol your Dad epically wins and everyone saying this is a weak FML can shove it up their ass because you're just jealous

kenbear | 0

#2135467 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 6:20

i think im about to shove a gun up your ass you stupid bitch . hes not just endangering himself, hes endangering everyone. its real fucking stupid to drink and drive , so someone who encourages it must be a reeaal fucking douche bag

By null_fml | 11

#775934 - Friday 15 January 2010 12:32

A lot of people drive drunk because their judgement is fucked when they're drunk. Clearly your dad plans to do it, even beforehand - seems like he's quite a retard.

postaltubealex | 0

#776100 - Friday 15 January 2010 14:58

Nothing would be greater than for him to get a DUI, and be found with weed on his person.

By 24788 | 6

#775941 - Friday 15 January 2010 12:38

Wow, good excuse.

By itouchguy360 | 3

#775957 - Friday 15 January 2010 12:51

Wait till he learns what cops think about this. (gets jailed)

By Luz826 | 0

#775964 - Friday 15 January 2010 12:56

Sleeping right upon the wheel?

By Brey1013 | 0

#775966 - Friday 15 January 2010 12:57

your dad sounds like the MAN! :D
all these negative posters should just lighten the fuck up.

ProtoBuster_1 | 5

#776023 - Friday 15 January 2010 13:44

@ #10 - Perhaps, if you were in the OP's place, you would feel the same way he did. Then again, since you're a troll... you'd probably crash the car and kill yourself while driving drunk & high.