Intimacy: Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus...

By dickface - 28/03/2011 20:13 - Canada

Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

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By Chris - 22/10/2009 04:57 - Canada

Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 07:49 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the bus when a good looking girl accidentally brushed her ass up against my shoulder as she walked past. This only made me realize that this has been the closest I've come to touching a girls ass in over a year. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2024 00:00 - Sweden

Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML

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By meteorbabe0101 - 14/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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gogokira 5

Tuesday 29 March 2011 0:58

gross bro

mintcar 9

Tuesday 29 March 2011 0:59

Wow...how'd you explain that one?

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chammi 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 6:03

nasty.

joiler16 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 6:21

u should have told her that it was a jus a way of sayin you like her haha

3NVY 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 6:27

you should have told her that you thought she was cute she might have respected you then...maybe

irish_sonic 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 6:28

OP did you have to explain that it wasnt her drool causing the wet spot on your lap?

imfjlb 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 6:29

****** awsome!!

Kottonmouthking 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 6:31

haha

_Effort 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 6:38

aw dude that's Awesome 

rowanzora 3

Tuesday 29 March 2011 6:40

I laughed so hard when I read this.

Lil1LawensKie 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 6:41

kinky.

SaraaGurll 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 6:43

why was she asleep near your goods?

taytortot01 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 6:49

who doesn't want to?(:

d3xt3r3 4

Tuesday 29 March 2011 6:52

u are really pretty!!!

colincastleberry 4

Tuesday 29 March 2011 22:14

I agree ;) lol

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