Intimacy: Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus...

By dickface - 28/03/2011 20:13 - Canada

Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

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By Chris - 22/10/2009 04:57 - Canada

Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML

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By nevergoingonabusagain - 30/05/2009 06:52 - Canada

Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home, which meant I had to stand. I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner, so I took a few steps back. Suddenly the bus went through something like a speed bump, which caused me to fall and sit on the man's lap. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 07:49 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the bus when a good looking girl accidentally brushed her ass up against my shoulder as she walked past. This only made me realize that this has been the closest I've come to touching a girls ass in over a year. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2024 00:00 - Sweden

Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML

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By meteorbabe0101 - 14/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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gogokira 5

Tuesday 29 March 2011 0:58

gross bro

mintcar 9

Tuesday 29 March 2011 0:59

Wow...how'd you explain that one?

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idl3mind 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 15:19

#WINNING

jrockstar123 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 15:29

nice up top.

abi96 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 15:40

why didn't you just move her from your lap? YDI, perve.

paigeorpage1 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 16:47

lol I hate it when that happens :p but can someone say wh's a eriction (sp?)

sofiayy 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 17:29

Please, keep it in your pants. But hey i don't blame you, let's hope she didn't mind it...

bkina 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 17:54

bahahahahahaha shit happens

GodofCarnage 10

Tuesday 29 March 2011 18:05

PRICELESS!!! I would want this to happen to me though

eee559 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 18:45

ya buddy!!!!!

Petunia888 13

Tuesday 29 March 2011 19:59

She was the one who fell asleep on you; she knew what she was doin', man. Don't sweat it.

mrtiger 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 0:50

agree

AFwifeKern 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 20:22

dude rlly u need to learn to control urself thts the last thing a girl wants from a stranger

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