Today, I was secretly listening to a voicemail from my mom in maths class when I accidentally hit the speaker phone button. My whole math class now knows I have a gyno appointment at 9:45 on March 11. FML
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Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
Today, my classmate overheard me on the phone making an appointment at the women’s health center. The dumb bitch told everyone I was going to the clinic for STD treatment. I was scheduling my biopsy for a lump in my breast. FML
Today, I wanted to call my mom to ask for advice but called my boss instead. I panicked and ended up talking about weekend plans like nothing was wrong. She now knows way too much about my personal life. FML
Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML
Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling you but your birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". FML
Today, I took out my phone and realized I butt dialed my girlfriend and left her a 4 minute voicemail of me farting in an echoing toilet bowl. FML
Today, I went on a date, and halfway through I started getting nonstop calls from “Mom” on my phone. Annoyed, I silenced them. Later, I checked my voicemail. It was actually my mom calling from the ER because she had slipped and broken her ankle. FML
Today, in a big meeting, my secretary calls me saying that I have an important call waiting. I put the call through. It was my beautician, confirming my appointment to get rid of an ingrown hair. I hurriedly confirm and hang up to see everyone in the room giggling. The speaker phone was on. FML
Today, I was texting my mom about a surprise visit, and autocorrect changed "surprise" to "surgery." I hit send before noticing, and now she thinks I’m planning some major medical procedure, and has been calling me nonstop to check if I’m OK. FML
Today, I was Skyping with a guy I'm really into. I'm not supposed to Skype at night, so when I heard my mum coming, I minimized the window. She walked in before I could mute my mic and started bitching me out for flushing my tampons down the toilet. FML
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firstworldissues 0
Oh, who cares. It's just a doctors appointment. That's like getting embarrassed because someone saw a tampon in your purse. Whoops, you're female!
Rollercoaster_fml 0
"By the way, now the whole Internet knows you have a gyno appointment at 9:45 on March 11." -Drk Too true.
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Comments (58)
Shadow1368 17
#53- yeah me too :-) lol
that_nerdy_sock 3
Way to go trying to be all bad ass and using your phone in school
I_lost_the_game 25
But OP said "mom" and is from Kentucky. Unless OP transferred. In that case, maths is perfectly acceptable.
iislix1ii 19
March 12 is my Birthday :)
pIchu123 0
And now we all know
KRiddle 15
Thats today!
volleygirl5347 0
That's today!
HairyPunisher 27
Fail. You're one day late.
maxmex13 7
Mine is on the 13...of September :) But seriously who listens to voicemails in class?
laylay33 6
Op here sorry it has taken so long I just saw that this got posted and recently made a new account! But it was super embarrassing but I don't think a lot of people heard!!
BugBoy 2
How´d it go?