Miscellaneous: Today, in a big meeting, my secretary calls me saying that I...

By SpeakerPhone - 14/11/2009 17:31 - France

Today, in a big meeting, my secretary calls me saying that I have an important call waiting. I put the call through. It was my beautician, confirming my appointment to get rid of an ingrown hair. I hurriedly confirm and hang up to see everyone in the room giggling. The speaker phone was on. FML

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By Badhairday - 11/06/2015 23:14 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I arrived at the salon to get my hair done for prom. The lady at the front desk insisted I didn't have an appointment. After looking back on my recent calls, it turned out I called the wrong number and whatever asshole was on the other line played along. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 14:03 - United States

Today, I was fixing my makeup in the back room of the office when my boss walked in. He looked kind of annoyed so I jokingly said, "Don't you want your secretary to look good?" He said, "If I did, I wouldn't have hired you." FML

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By Noname - 18/02/2009 15:43 - United States

Today, I was secretly listening to a voicemail from my mom in maths class when I accidentally hit the speaker phone button. My whole math class now knows I have a gyno appointment at 9:45 on March 11. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 02:50 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I went to get a haircut. Who shows up not 5 minutes later to also get a haircut? My obnoxious, bully of a boss. She started chatting with me across the salon the entire time. There was no way to get out of the conversation. FML

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By ellesworth - 01/09/2017 23:15

Today, while sharing my screen with our tech guy at work, I forgot he was there and opened Facetime to pick a zit on my chin. After going in for the squeeze, I horrifyingly remembered he could see everything and quickly closed it. After a few seconds, he said, "Did you get it?" FML

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By Hairball - 10/12/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML

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By number2 - 18/10/2011 01:14 - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML

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By panther of the desert - 02/05/2012 21:58 - Puerto Rico - Rio Grande

Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML

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By caltech - 10/10/2012 04:15 - United States - San Jose

Today, I applied for a job as a secretary. As I sat in the waiting room, the interviewer came out with his wife. She gave me a once-over, then said to her husband, "Hire this one. She's so ugly, you would never have an affair with her." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2011 21:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the phone to a guy I really like from work. We'd been talking for about 2 minutes, when he said he was getting another call, and put me on hold. I was so excited to be on the phone with him, it took me a whole 15 minutes to realise he had actually just hung up on me. FML

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TheNeonDuckie 0

Monday 3 October 2011 4:43

Does that stand for " You Totally ******* Deserved It Mate"?

Flamersplamer 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 20:04

haha YTFDIM for leaving speakerphone on.

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Flamersplamer 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 20:04

haha YTFDIM for leaving speakerphone on.

TheNeonDuckie 0

Monday 3 October 2011 4:43

Does that stand for " You Totally ******* Deserved It Mate"?

katgurl 13

Saturday 14 November 2009 20:04

Sounds fun. Good to always let everyone know about your personal business.

sweetspicegirl 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 20:13

haha sucker :p yes and 3rd is the highest ive gotten :)

Erindub 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 20:14

Speaker phones gitten me in trouble big time before. Sorry bout that though. Next time pick up the receiver dude.

Starchild21 3

Saturday 14 November 2009 20:16

Completely agreed. OP must be pretty stuck up if they can't take care of themselves and rely on others to do simple things. _______________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

spiderman0606 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 22:25

Maybe she really just can't reach it. And why would you care so much about one ingrown hair? Unless it's like on your head and three centimetres long.

mohamedrocks 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 20:24

You deserve it for having a secretary

liveBabylon 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 20:29

Ewww your icky.

coolsteve 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 20:30

An big meeting? It's "a big meeting"

Pmm368 5

Saturday 14 November 2009 21:31

the OP said "IN a big meeting" NOT "AN big meeting"

Vanni 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 22:04

Sorry, I fixed it. It did say "in an meeting".

sincerelyautumn 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 20:38

What's with all the ingrown hair FML posts? Everyone turning into werewolves?? haha.

picturetaker 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 20:44

how didn't you realize it was on speakerphone? that's stupid.

perdix 29

Saturday 14 November 2009 20:46

That darn ingrown hair screwed up a your date, now it's messing with your work! Witchcraft and I have a friendly debate going on whether it is an advantage to have that thing close to Uranus.