Miscellaneous: Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML

By Starving Ultimatum - 02/09/2011 01:55 - United States

Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2009 10:56 - Australia

Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML

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No one is safe

By chili - 24/07/2021 04:01

Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Woodland

Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML

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Gonna need it

By Anonymous - 22/07/2021 07:59

Today, I decided that I was going to see a counselor due to the high amounts of stress my life. I planned to book the appointment when I got home. As soon as I got home, I noticed I had been robbed while I was at work. FML

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By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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By BedazzledAlpaca - 08/12/2014 05:03 - United States - Englewood

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML

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By racello13 - 02/11/2015 15:26 - United States - Baldwinsville

Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML

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By Tanner - 16/07/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

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TGRandom 5

Friday 2 September 2011 8:38

Was it the same guy?

penelopecruise 2

Friday 2 September 2011 8:40

Take karate lessons and whoop dat trick!

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BloodyDraven 0

Friday 2 September 2011 13:25

I'm too sexy for my shirt.

BloodyDraven 0

Friday 2 September 2011 13:41

wow, sad part, I was robbed of my comment, and that's what's there, cause I don't have a ****, but I've been stabbed several times with a pencil, so thnx hacker, btw, u should come over and ill show u how it feels to be stabbed ^_^

KaanTech 0

Friday 2 September 2011 13:25

Some1 is trying to be look like smart.

gabirolon 1

Friday 2 September 2011 14:19

Time to move

skinnyboixd 0

Friday 2 September 2011 14:51

what about the 2nd robbers? they didn't have much to take. FTheirL

caviar_fml 2

Friday 2 September 2011 15:37

well at least you didn't have anything to take the second time

SadinSherman 16

Friday 2 September 2011 15:39

And you failed miserably

itsdamojo 11

Friday 2 September 2011 16:56

Call it retribution

talktomandybaby 8

Friday 2 September 2011 17:12

Do you live in Detroit?

Mahkymahk 0

Friday 2 September 2011 17:25

Lol

Mahkymahk 0

Friday 2 September 2011 17:25

Lol

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Today, I realized why my wife starts so many arguments lately. I vent by angry-cleaning. She pisses me off on purpose so she doesn't have to do any chores. FML

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Today, I had my first free night in months. I spent it doing homework and watching TV. I had set my Facebook status to say I was spending time with the boys from The Big Bang Theory, then fell asleep. I woke up later to an angry text from my boyfriend thinking I was cheating on him. FML

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Today, I once again had to clean up a shower and bathroom covered in feces, because of client with incontinence. It smelt so bad that I couldn’t hide my reaction; the client saw my face and I could see the embarrassment on theirs. I spent the rest of the day feeling like an asshole. FML

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Same thing different taste

No one is safe

Gonna need it

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