Transportation: Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by...

By EricCartman - 20/05/2009 03:31 - United States

Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML

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By Chris - 22/10/2009 04:57 - Canada

Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML

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By Marfo101 - 16/01/2015 15:41 - Ghana - Accra

Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line and go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, and had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man. FML

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By Silent - 01/06/2012 14:24 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML

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By hihaay - 30/09/2011 18:15 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML

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By LLCK - 10/12/2012 10:13 - United States - Owatonna

Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - 21/04/2011 09:30 - Australia

Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML

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By babydoll - 12/10/2010 09:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I was traveling by bus. There were no spare seats, so I stood next to a seated lady. When she got off at her stop, I was amused because her bum made the shape of a mushroom on the seat. I went to sit on it. So I'm sitting there when I realise the seat is really warm... and wet. FML

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Family jewels

By DanJames24 - 05/06/2020 14:00

Today, while on the bus, I had to stand as all the seats were taken. I was standing behind a group of small girls who were messing around with their bags. As they were swinging them, one hit me square in the nuts with her elbow. The girl said, “Wise up, I hardly touched you.” I missed my stop. FML

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By tukkies - 03/10/2010 09:23 - South Africa

Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML

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By busmanhoe - 14/12/2009 11:19 - Norway

Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML

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GloomySkyz 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 12:16

If nobody has realized from reading all these FMLs yet, Its the really stuck up popular girls that do this kinda stuff. Spending the rest of your life with her or a part of it would be a bitch.

Aelaena 6

Wednesday 20 May 2009 12:03

WOW what a bitch

Comments

namelessfew 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 12:33

Maybe she didn't even notice.

watevs 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 12:40

maybe its because of where you put the bag, she was probably assuming the worst...

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 20 May 2009 12:40

Don't take it personally. You probably just smell bad.

fml_24seven 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 12:40

pretty sure every FML ever has "proceeded" in it.... how bout some new words... or just leave it out completely. I put my backpack on the seat works just as well.... @eric...sucks to be you mate

bco12 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 12:40

i'm a fairly attractive 19yr old chick and i'd rather stand than sit with some stranger. wow that makes me sound like an antisocial freak lol.

FriesWithASideOf 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 4:11

Makes you sound like this bitch in the FML as well.

Zak3nnay0 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 12:42

thats hardly a fml...

TheDoge 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 12:44

Dayum.. On your lap? sheeshkabob! That just seems nerdy and awkward, not even referring to the possible allusion of an enlarged 5th limb. Just leave the bag at your feet all the time, unless you don't want the spot to be taken. True though, perhaps you'll get a guy with bad b/o..

starvingxartist 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 12:52

really this isn't an fml at all. i can promise you it wasn't personal, especially if she didn't sit down anywhere else when someone got up. i usually stand unless there's two seats on their own cause i don't like sitting next to people i don't know.