Transportation: Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor....

By Katie - 23/06/2011 16:39 - United States

Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML

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By burrito kid - 17/12/2016 06:56 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML

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By jcheer113 - 17/05/2010 04:10 - United States

Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML

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By badDriver - 28/11/2009 21:37 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML

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By MattClifford - 15/11/2020 17:01 - Australia

Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML

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By Chaosfigure - 03/09/2017 13:00

Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2015 18:50 - United States - Humble

Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML

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By winks - 09/11/2016 19:06 - United States - Reno

Today, I got into a car accident that was my fault. The other driver was my professor. FML

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By Username - 12/01/2010 04:03 - France

Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML

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By Brittany - 28/03/2012 02:38 - United States - Kerrville

Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2015 16:11 - United States - Janesville

Today, my instructor turned up late to get me for my driving test. I soon realized something was seriously wrong. Turned out his wife left him last night, and he'd been drinking the pain away all morning. He ended up rear-ending another car, and now I have to reschedule my test. FML

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aliceisbored 11

Friday 24 June 2011 0:05

Sounds like a good teacher!

enonymous 8

Friday 24 June 2011 0:45

My instructor had to rear end me for a good 10 minutes before he let me pass the test.

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MarioandSonic 8

Thursday 7 July 2011 7:24

make it a four way? ?

twotilmidnite 5

Saturday 20 August 2011 21:23

Isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-O-R-O-I-R-O-N-I-C. (If anyone gets the reference you get 200 brownie points.)

jroxursox1 10

Saturday 31 March 2012 16:16

Did you happen to pass the driving portion of the test with flying colors?? He's thinking eh they drive good enough. Here's your license sponge bob.

girlygirl537 2

Saturday 15 September 2012 18:23

Everybody makes mistakes.

Wolfy1337 7

Friday 1 March 2013 4:58

Ironyyyyyy!

Zuul 10

Thursday 18 April 2013 10:01

How can the OP be to blame? FML should be child proofed. Anyways, dont be to Bummed. :)

tuckit 28

Sunday 22 June 2014 2:02

Leading by example.

lholifield23 12

Thursday 27 November 2014 5:35

Oh the irony

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