By just_a_bit_akwRd - 04/08/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML
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By Taylor - 11/08/2025 22:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I was trying on jeans in a store. Thinking the changing room door was locked, I stripped down to my underwear. Suddenly, an elderly woman opened the door, stepped in, and said, “Oh, I thought this was the toilet.” We locked eyes for an eternity before she backed out. I felt obligated to buy the jeans to regain some control of my life. FML
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georgia_fml 0

I'd go shove it on her chest. Oh well, she sounds funny :P

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Chaith 16

Make your way to electronics in the nearest department store.. swipe a kiddy game for $7.99 or so.. Next time you see her with a low cut top, put the 'Early Childhood' sticker between. Lolol

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jesssingson 0

your girlfreind is just witty. ha ha. way to go.

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heyhoe_fml 0

you know, if a girl had written this FML about her boyfriend doing the same thing with her boobs, all the comments here would be "dump him!!!!!11! Find a real man who loves you as you are! HE'S A douchbag who only loves big boobs, not you!!1!!!"

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BladeSlayer 0

YDI for whining like a little bitch about it.

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helios_rex 0

I'll reiterate what many have already said here, YDI for wearing gay-wad Emo skinny jeans.

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daydreambeliever 0

I agree. I like my man lean :) But I don't think he would be an XS in women's. Maybe a S or M. I'm gonna go find out ;)

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daydreambeliever 0

No. Heavy guys in skinny pants=fail. But thin guys look good in smaller jeans. Not super duper tight, just tight. I'm sick of seeing guys in baggy jeans.

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kaz11126 0

lmao, faill.. The clit is definitely on the outside, guys can get to it even just by fingering a girl. And its funny that you say you've never had sex, yet you still write a whole paragraph trying to sound like a complete know-it-all. When in reality you don't even know your own body parts... woww. And just so you know, size really doesnt mean much when it comes to sex, it really just depends on the girl's preference and/or tightness. For example, my girlfriend (who's had sex plenty of times before) simply WONT have sex with me cuz of my size, since it just hurts her too much. So, sorry to burst your bubble, but bigger is definitely NOT better. So FYL for being a moron =) & OP: learn to take a joke every once and a while =P

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HFcinfinity 0

is that tarynkd guy like 11 or something im 13 and know the g-spots on the inside and the clits on the outside and why is everyone saying ydi for wearing skinnys or being skinny or being emo..... just a bunch of fags and op take a joke every now and then she is just teasing

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magichateball 0

that sucks dude. just remember what Sam Kinnison said "Oh yeah! I got a small dick! I got a tiiiiiiiny dick! Thats why you wont mind when i stick it in your ass!"

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elmangy 0

guys jeans come in XS, S, M, and L now? i thought they had numbers... ...unless you're trying on girls jeans, then idk. x]

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