Today, I returned home to my girlfriend after being away for 6 weeks of work. I decided to take a shower and change before having a nice dinner with her. Without looking I grabbed a random pair of jeans from my closet to put on. They were Levis. I don't own or wear any Levis. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I put on the same jeans that I had left in a bundle in my bedroom the day before. A few hours later, my boxer shorts decided to make their spectacular reappearance trick at the bottom of my leg in the middle of one of my meetings. FML
Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML
Today, I got dressed in a hurry and grabbed what I though was a basic white shirt from the clean laundry pile. It wasn’t until I stepped into the elevator at work and saw myself in the mirror that I realized I was wearing one of my girlfriend’s shirt. It was snug, had a floral pattern, and made me look like I was trying too hard to be trendy. It was a long day. FML
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML
Today, I picked out the perfect combination of clothes, making sure everything matched, before heading off to work. As soon as I walked into the office, my coworker asked, “Why are you wearing pajamas?” I had no idea that my "stylish" new pants were actually a pair of super baggy pajama bottoms. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML
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Top comments
CallMeHush 1
Damn, I've been looking for those.
bree128 0
happy birthday!!! awww she got u levis for ur bday!!!!
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Comments (198)
swimspy 3
first!!
Starfire22 5
*eyeroll*
zinoxity 23
No one cares really.
Averizzle 0
You should **** her and right before you take off the jeans say "What the hell, these aren't mine!"
Ajjas013 6
How would you **** her with the jeans on? Idiot.
emmmilyyy 0
haha I was wondering that too. I think he should do the rodeo thing- have ur buddies hide in the closet beforehand, then in the middle of having sex they all pop out banging pots n pans, and see how long u can stay on her hahaha
Ajjas013 6
*Tripe eyeroll* *Sighs* *Puts hands on hips* *Chews gum* *Gives 'the look'* *Gives 'the cold shoulder'* *Spits in the opposite direction* *Accidentally spits out gum* *Dives after it* *Hurts self* *Cries* *Rolls eyes*
intensitive 11
Ajjas013 FTW
Ajjas013 6
Lol triple eyeroll**
ThankYhuCaptinOb 0
why do you have to jump to conclusions ? Maybe she bought them for you because I am pretty sure someone cheating won't put there jeans in your closet . They have to walk the car / home with some pants on .....
Bugatti_Veyron 1
snickerdoodles, you know we all hate you, right?
iris1012 5
hahahah :)
Ajjas013 6
@BV: HAY! I never said I hated her... Can you read my mind?
Ajjas013 6
I never said I hated her either. Granted, yes she is annoying at times, but she has opinions that I can't really argue with. I've been called annoying my fair share of times too, but people still like me... Right? *Bursts into tears* I'd like to thank the academy for all... *Watches audience fall asleep* *More tears*
yzaldana 0
Maybe it's hers? her brothers? :X
Ajjas013 6
You win BSR. You are officially the funniest person on this website.
Sirin_fml 47
I'm getting it looked into, Ajjas, but you know what happened the last time we did site maintenance. *cough*
NyteMayr 0
I specifically go from FML to FML to read the fail comments, and your on each one of them. Everytime I laugh at what you say to everybody, strong opinions FTW!
NyteMayr 0
I specifically go from FML to FML to read the fail comments, and your on each one of them. Everytime I laugh at what you say to everybody, strong opinions FTW!
perdix 31
I don't hate snickerdoodles, but then again, I'm waiting til she turns 17 so I can marry her. Check back with me after the wedding to see if I've changed my opinion. My track record with marriage says the odds are I will be joining your camp, Bugatti. ;)
MindlessRobot 0
It's called being stupid.
Darraghscoot 0
LMFAO
Rocco1990 0
Women seem to complain about this alot more. Is it hard to believe a women would cheat? I don't think so.
1800getalife 0
stfu ur not funny I mean eye roll... really that's not funny
Rocco1990 0
plus he gets shit fir being ungrateful about a pair of jeans. Women are ungrateful sometimes about what their husbands/boyfriends by them.
bkenney 0
I LOVE SNICKERDOOTLES!!!
tehantone 0
you idiot he said he was gonna take her out to dinner
o0XMzMayX0o 0
snikerdootles is funny at times only thing I dnt like is her grammar remarks other than that I dnt hate her. OP- really she went all the trouble of putting them in the closet im assuming the pants were clean and in the right spot?!?! why would a guy leave without his pants if it isnt his house???
infiniti_G 0
snickers
xoRayRayxo 0
ummmmmmm
withered 30
"this one is obviously fake. there's too many fmls that are exactly identical to this one." Yep, I totally agree with you! There is definitely NO WAY same thing could happen to more persons, I mean how could we even think of that? -.-"
EastonxStealth 0
snickerdoodle ur obnoxious for debates..but y are u ugly?
mycool101 0
snickerdooDles,smart one :)
LauraTheKiwi 0
*buys new gum* *gives*
maa_rico 4
she doesn't have any clue I bet you
datgo321 0
Ajjas u need to get a life. u have like 8 comments on one fml post and way more total. you are also just making an ass of urself
iknowthatguy 0
I mean I don't wish she was mauled by a bear and ends up with grammar amnesia...ok I lied, I do wish that.
natedog193 0
snickerdoodles is obnoxious to spur debate. she must be ugly to induce vomiting lol
sc95060sc 0
Ajjas is a retard
jackg 0
ginger
Ajjas013 6
Shut up, at least I make people laugh :) I hope cavemen slaughter you out of nowhere and eat cookie dough ice cream over the carcass and remains of what you once were. Or you can be pulled apart from all limbs by snails >_< talk about painful. Or you can do some nice foreplay with Barney...
Freeze_fml 17
Ajjas ruined this FML for me.
Bugatti_Veyron 1
give it up, Ginger. nobody wants to debate with a freak on FML.
springrider 1
too
wtfsnickers 1
well we all know why snickerdoodle is the way she is. other than the fact that her life must suck so bad that she must try to be a over compulsive freak and make herself feel better by making fun of others ie: spelling errors or whatever else cause she in herons feels like she actually fits in with the rest of the world but in our reality she never will....
Austino713 0
bugatti veyron shut up snickerdoodles rocks luv u snickerdoodles
purpleisacolor 0
lol maybe it is his house.... hahaha if so sorry op
Ajjas013 6
Freeze ruined all the FML's for me :(
Waxy5 2
Same goes for your comment #14 That's f'd up OP
warom 0
Soooo...now you DO wear levis
KarinaValencia 0
@39 LMAO! nice one!
Ajjas013 6
:) Appreciate the comments guys. Thanks.
Ajjas013 6
Compliments****
brookiebaby1212 0
um your an idiot he could unzip then and pulled his thing through the hole in the front
justine470 0
29, you're the idiot. Obviously they meant that OP should start but right when he goes to take his pants off yell " WTF these aren't mine!"
kas782000 0
second
zinoxity 23
Lol that sucks
bree128 0
happy birthday!!! awww she got u levis for ur bday!!!!
danielj8 0
Wow, sucks for you. Your girlfriend has been cheating on you?
HamsteronA 0
no. she's been buying him jeans while he's away
Gondile 4
What a bitch!
theeBeezWaXx 0
oh wow. maybe you should confront her about that.
girlygirl666 0
You've been gone for 6 weeks. Maybe she didn't know if you were coming back. Also- what have you been up to in that time?
Stevificus 1
You're so dumb.
Subcontinent 14
#106 you really think if they've been together long enough to live together and stay together over breaks like that, he wouldn't tell her before he left on this work thing?
volleyballx3 2
kass782000 your 3rd not 2nd dumb asss. and this isnt even a fmlll ?
Inkay 13
And this is why we have school...
mike72_fml 0
maybe she bought you a pair?
MermaidSongXOXO 6
How ungrateful D:< Your girlfriend bought a new pair of jeans for you and you act like this?
Starfire22 5
lol, so inconsiderate!
Ajjas013 6
Why do all new FML's come in groups of three? @Tara: Read it, it says he doesn't wear any Levis lol. He's wearing them now! ...I fail :(
Ajjas013 6
Wow that sucks, I wasn't even done with the old FML's and a bunch of new ones come along out of nowhere.
zuuzuu_fml 0
then why did you put them on??