Today, I was pushed off of a glacier by a very angry tourist. Why? I work as a glacier guide, and apparently some people find it overly frustrating to be informed that there isn't a café on the glacier. FML
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Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty. I was so caught off guard that I fell off. FML
Today, while going up a ski-lift I accidentally dropped my ticket. The ticket I needed at the top to come back down. I had to hike down the mountain in flip-flops. FML
Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML
Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her, "Get the fuck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML
Today, I got yelled at for providing horrible customer service, in a store I don't even work for. FML
Today, while volunteering at a local museum, I politely told an elderly gentleman to have a nice day. He responded by yelling "NO" and storming off. Everyone looked at me like I was some sort of monster. FML
Today, I forced myself into work with severe laryngitis. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, except I work at candy and ice cream store at a major tourist destination. For seven hours I had to communicate with unsympathetic adults and screaming, bratty kids by miming and using a dry erase board. FML
Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
Today, someone at my workplace yelled at me and filed a complaint for staring at them too often. I'm a lifeguard. FML
Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML
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gc327072 30
No cafe?! Next you're gonna say that polar bears don't actually hand out Cokes. LIES!
nela25 23
I guess he really wanted an iced coffee.
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Comments (93)
SMHsohard 22
Did you do this FML as you were sailing through the air? If so, that's hardcore dedication to the site!
DanielleinDC 33
The stupidity of some people...it hurts. I'm sorry, OP. I hope you weren't hurt too badly.
Elong8600 9
I bet the angry tourist was a white girl
Elong8600 9
I bet the angry tourist was a white girl
isabellybutt 7
It angers me that they couldn't even fit in a bistro
anonymous12586 5
wait wouldn't you be dead already ??
underthesea12 24
What kind of glacier doesn't have a cafe?
worldclassrager 39
Nothing at all to warm up with? Better take pride in the mittens/gloves hats and scarfs.... Hope you are okay...that might have been a missive fall...
FlyingMonkey228 5
Did you not teach them how to drink glacier water? Moreover defend self with a pick? Give them a swift kick with your crampons next time!
FlyingMonkey228 5
I'd also say there is a cafe at El Calafate (not ON the glacier but from the viewing platforms) but ludicrous if it's Iceland as there's surprisingly nothing touristy around the natural beauty spots which I love. (Waterfall? We don't charge. Safety barrier? If you're stupid enough, go right ahead.)
katie_xoxo3 16
Oh my god what a buttface