Miscellaneous: Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see"...

By Anonymous - 12/09/2012 07:00 - United States - Valencia

Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML

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By ashleighsheba - 27/09/2016 16:43 - United States - La Vergne

Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML

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By ACAB - 16/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

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By yodada - 10/03/2009 23:03 - United States

Today, I was pulled over because I looked like a possible suspect for a robbery. While searching me, the police's radio went off and the person on the other line said, "Possible suspect, 5'5", thin" - the officer stopped right then and murmured, "too short and fat" and walked back to his car. FML

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By PulledOver - 01/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2015 21:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was driving down a completely empty street when a cop pulled me over for no reason at all. When he approached my window, I began to get defensive until he informed me I was driving the wrong way down a one way street. FML

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By drewig - 10/05/2010 05:28 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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By ktorih137 - 14/05/2013 11:32 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML

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By eyeamcool - 17/04/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, the police posted a description of the car of a child abductor. As everyone slowed down to read the billboard, I realized that the car's description and license plate were very similar to mine. After getting death stares from passengers, I got pulled over. Twice. FML

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By phant776 - 13/05/2011 04:02 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration, so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize, and I was hit with a big stick. FML

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DocBastard 38

Wednesday 12 September 2012 16:03

Obviously you're a ninja and your camouflage works PERFECTLY. Hey, wait...where did you go?

pinkdisco 3

Wednesday 12 September 2012 16:02

...hoping you didn't get a ticket...?

Comments

Brizzle420 5

Wednesday 12 September 2012 23:56

Lmao!! Omg! I'm sorry, but that is the funniest shit! I woulda ****** with him n called him a racist, make him feel like a real ass! Haha =D

Brizzle420 5

Thursday 13 September 2012 23:09

...Shut the **** up... Get a damn sense of humor, Lol.

nora2011 4

Friday 14 September 2012 3:13

Bad idea.. Suddenly they're resisting arrest and they were never under arrest. I'm not positive it's racism, but it sucks

thisiswilli_fml 5

Thursday 13 September 2012 0:00

How the f is this racism??? He did not even see who was driving, how could he pull him over for being black. Idiot.

Kayla860 8

Thursday 13 September 2012 0:02

Smh

keeper801 8

Thursday 13 September 2012 0:13

This is awesome

Metallica36176 16

Thursday 13 September 2012 0:44

You know, I think its hilarious how people say s/he deserved it. Hahaha its like they're saying they deserve it for being black. WTF?

BlackNinja787 6

Thursday 13 September 2012 0:47

I feel like it's entirely possible that the cop was just being a dick, but I believe his excuse was legitimate.

Tacolife54 0

Thursday 13 September 2012 0:48

thats ****** up

UmmOkay91 0

Thursday 13 September 2012 1:05

Racist... smdh

UmmOkay91 0

Thursday 13 September 2012 1:11

it seen racist to me, he trying to be funny . he know good damn well the car won't drive itself. if he was so damn curious, he would least said "Oh, I thought no one was in the car," he didn't have to say all that u blend with the car cause u was black.