Love: Today, I was propositioned by an incredibly pretty girl. I'm...

By Junktown - 07/07/2011 14:40 - Israel

Today, I was propositioned by an incredibly pretty girl. I'm a 24 year old virgin; she's my best mate's girlfriend. She tells him everything when drunk, and he's a black-belt in karate. This could officially be classified as torture. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2020 14:01

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InsidiousChild 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:46

hit it

cowjudgesyou 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:49

Being a black belt means nothing anymore: schools give out belts to anyone willing to put in the money. go for it

Comments

spike7447 13

Friday 8 July 2011 5:22

**** her! the worse that could happen, is that he might punch you... I'd do it :-)

mohammedrun 3

Friday 8 July 2011 6:39

that sux. fyl.

cleolappost 0

Friday 8 July 2011 6:46

JUST DO IT!!!

oakland43 6

Friday 8 July 2011 7:06

propositioned? WoW no wonder ur a virgin

gdcoll01 2

Friday 8 July 2011 8:20

**** her

snegec 7

Friday 8 July 2011 8:22

If I were you, I'd politely tell the girl that "even though I'm a virgin, I don't condone to cheating, so unless you've broken up with your boyfriend yesterday - and you haven't, because I'd have heard about it 5 minutes after it happened - this isn't happening". Just watch out for the backlash fury and the consequences of it when she tells her boyfriend a totally different story with you putting the moves on her :D

demoon_fml 7

Friday 8 July 2011 10:49

to all who say American martial artists are just handed belts for nothing shut your mouths please. your opinions are heavily biased and wrong. I am an American martial artist who has been training for 7+ years and feel highly offended by a majority of the comments here.