By Junktown - 07/07/2011 14:40 - Israel

Today, I was propositioned by an incredibly pretty girl. I'm a 24 year old virgin; she's my best mate's girlfriend. She tells him everything when drunk, and he's a black-belt in karate. This could officially be classified as torture. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 663
You deserved it 6 337

Same thing different taste

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Being a black belt means nothing anymore: schools give out belts to anyone willing to put in the money. go for it

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If she's willing to sleep with you for no reason other than looks (just assuming he's good looking) or because you're a virgin, then is she really the right girl for your best friend? Therefore you should hit that! because she's not the right girl and you'll be doing everyone a favor.

becky04 2

it seems to me that you have two options here 1) take her up on her offer and get the shot beat out of you or 2) stay a virgin forever

Well op, you're a ******* douchebag. It's pretty clear that the only thing keeping you from betraying your 'best friend' is the part where he kicks your ass afterwards. Any normal person would see this as a clear cut decision. And even if you're a virgin, there's lots of other hoes in the sea. Ydi.!

there's plenty of other fish in the sea... she's not the only pretty girl out there(:

Not worth screwing your best friend over. If you want sex so bad go find a hooker,don't betray your best friend.

well, op, i think that...you should probably do absolutely nothing. |the kid|

There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with being a 24 year old virgin. You're basically doing yourself a favour if you aren't married. Now I'm not one of those people who always sticks to the fact that you shouldn't have sex before marriage; but it's common sense, which is why I agree with it. So don't feel bad. Just move on with your own life, quite frankly, it's more important to worry about than what they are doing. You obviously have self control, keep it.

Dvls_Reject 0

get her drunk, then hit it. she won't remember to tell him the next time she gets drunk lmao

Dvls_Reject 0

get her drunk, then hit it. she won't remember to tell him the next time she gets drunk lmao