Miscellaneous: Today, as usual, I went to pick up my brother and sister from...

By Gimmie a spare - 19/04/2016 20:45 - United States - Memphis

Today, as usual, I went to pick up my brother and sister from school in the rain. When we got to my truck, I realized I had locked us out. We had to walk home in the rain, only to find the spare house key had not been put back in its spot since the last time it was used. FML

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By something - 16/02/2019 18:00

Today, I was walking home from school and my stupid brother who comes earlier then me locked the storm door. I ended up trying every other door for 3 hours in below freezing temperature. I was numb everywhere. I rang the bell and my brother opened it. He was home the whole time. FML

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Never forget

By Anonymous - 02/12/2021 09:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I woke up and went down to the park for a walk. I later realized I'd forgotten to bring the house keys with me, so I got stuck waiting until somebody opened the door for me. FML

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By rhplb - 17/05/2016 13:10 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I arrived to work at exactly 8 so I could leave at exactly 5, without overtime. I found out later that my brother took my keys with him somewhere and now I can't enter the house until he gets back at 11. FML

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Let 'em in

By Muhd Hazrie - 05/08/2021 18:01

Today, my family decided that we should have our breakfast at a hawker centre, so I passed my house key to my sister as she carries a bag with her. After our meal, she said she was meeting her friend, so we went back home instead, only to realize that the door was locked and my sister had the key. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2012 06:31

Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML

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By blahmina - 23/01/2009 15:18 - United States

Today, I had to walk home from school in the rain, because my mom "didn't have a car to pick me up in". But when I got home, the car had magically appeared. Just great. FML

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Raincheck

By noo - 07/06/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my truck for the first time. While trying to unlock it, it started to rain. After half an hour, I successfully unlocked the door and then drove over my bookbag, which I had placed underneath the truck to keep it out of the rain. FML

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By anonymous - 22/12/2017 15:00

Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML

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By MadameM - 26/02/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML

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By artmfanforever - 22/09/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML

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hipposteve 21

Wednesday 20 April 2016 16:45

Some people feel the rain, others get wet.

saxaddict122 14

Wednesday 20 April 2016 16:18

On the bright side you get to live out that lifelong dream of kicking in a door. Might as well do a B&E while you're in there!

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saxaddict122 14

Wednesday 20 April 2016 16:18

On the bright side you get to live out that lifelong dream of kicking in a door. Might as well do a B&E while you're in there!

momo3p 22

Tuesday 26 April 2016 19:18

Lmao

DeadxManxWalking 27

Wednesday 20 April 2016 16:20

might as well try the window since it seems someone is likely to forget to lock them

awildwhisper 30

Wednesday 20 April 2016 16:22

At least you got a good adventure out of it and a story for future years. I hope you had neighbors to stay at till the rain stopped.

cacheson 41

Wednesday 20 April 2016 16:24

Sounds like this is turning into a pattern...

EnJey0 19

Wednesday 20 April 2016 16:24

Who else thought he'd find he's car keys in his pocket or something when he got home?

hipposteve 21

Wednesday 20 April 2016 16:45

Some people feel the rain, others get wet.

Coland 19

Wednesday 20 April 2016 17:47

But only you can feel the rain on your skin. No one else can feel it for you.

UserError94 18

Wednesday 20 April 2016 21:26

Tear*

UH60 26

Wednesday 20 April 2016 16:56

Back when I was in highschool, I walked home only to find that the house key was similarly not in the usual spot. Parents didn't get home from work until almost 10 at night so I had to pee in my bushless/treeless back yard and bake in the 120 degree Texas summer sun :(