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By Anonymous - 11/04/2023 18:00

Today, I was playing basketball with my friends. I went up for a dunk and ended up hitting my head on the rim, knocking myself out. When I came to my senses, my "friends" had all left. Assholes. FML

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Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML

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By milkndstufff - 07/03/2011 00:50 - United States

Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML

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cuz803 44

Tuesday 11 April 2023 19:29

Get new friends and treat your concussion wisely

Thaylok 17

Tuesday 11 April 2023 18:16

Sounds like the friends who will just dump your passed-out-drunk self in your parents front yard for them to deal with.

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Thaylok 17

Tuesday 11 April 2023 18:16

Sounds like the friends who will just dump your passed-out-drunk self in your parents front yard for them to deal with.

cuz803 44

Tuesday 11 April 2023 19:29

Get new friends and treat your concussion wisely

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 12 April 2023 2:23

Nice humble-brag. Most people can never touch the rim, yet you can bash your head into it?

core01 30

Wednesday 12 April 2023 4:01

He had the little kid version. lol

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