Today, I was over my grandparents' house for my grandfather's birthday. For years they would talk to each other in Italian and I could never understand them, so I started to take an online class to teach myself Italian. Now I know all they talk about is how much they hate everything about me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went downstairs to get a drink and overheard my grandparents talking about me. They spent a good 15 minutes double-team attacking me for my failings as a human being, mainly me not being married with children yet. I'm barely 20. FML
Today, my grandparents came to visit. So far, they have called me fat, bragged about how my cousin is better than me, and told me how I'm not good enough for them. It's OK though, they gave me a pretzel from the airline and a textbook on physics. In another language. FML
Today, I had to listen for over 10 minutes as my brother and grandmother discussed how much they hate me. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, I discovered the terrible things my parents say about my wife while visiting them. They speak in Arabic around us and I've never really been able to understand them. Guess who hasn't only brushed up on his Arabic, but spent the last 6 months teaching his wife… FML
Today, I spent all day cleaning for my grandparents to come over, only for my grandfather and father to interrupt me, talk over me, and treat me like I'd done something wrong. I'm autistic and was infodumping. They know this. FML
Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML
Today, I listened to my grandma monologue about how if my uncle was born first, my mother (and consequently, I) would not exist. I then got to listen to her rant about what a terror he was. Let's just say I learned and heard some things I'd rather have not known. FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, I went to visit my grandparents, as my grandmother may not have long left. When my stepfather wasn't grilling my visibly uncomfortable grandad about Bible passages, my mother was trauma-dumping about how hard her life has been, and how awful her marriage to my father was. They're his parents. FML
Today, I'm spending time with my granny, with whom I'm supposed to live with for a few weeks. I've noticed that she repeats the last word of every sentence I say, and now I'm wondering how it's possible for me to now be so horrible that I want to punch a sweet 92-year-old lady in the head. FML
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OhDearBetrayal 25
You should play along with it and then when the times right you should start talking in Italian. Embarrass them.
kittenmeownyan 18
Sorry OP some families can be real assholes even to their one of their own.
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KiddoKS 19
If you didn't give him the present yet, you can return it and get your money back.
Futacy 30
The best way to make the, feel stupid is by surprising them and confronting them in Italian.
Narutosuns2fan 12
Wow what a pair of assholes. Call them out on it in the middle of next years reunion.
tj4234 36
Sad to say you'd be surprised how common things like this are. Generally etiquette says that if you are amongst others who don't speak your native language, but you share one in common, you use that language. I'm multi-lingual and see it quite a lot. People quite often talk badly about people when they can't understand them. Not everyone does it, but it is common :/.
DocBastard 40
If it were just one of them talking shit about you, I would chalk it up to insanity. But since it's both of them, I have no choice but to assume that you suck.
AquanTheDragon 5
Dammit, Doc! I'm giggling!
alexwow1 13
My grandparents always do that it sucks
IamDeadAsAlways 6
time to revenge . put a cat shit in their food.
NeonsProblems 2
"Vaffanculo" Nah, I'm just playing. But that sucks :( let them know how you feel and if they're still like that, then they aren't worth your time.
cloudsofneon 5
If two people know English and another language and they speak to each other in the foreign language in front of you, I'd always assume they're talking about you or something they don't want you to hear.
Frenchtony 17
Cet homme a totalement raison, quel génie !
Wowxoxo 17
Ce n'est pas toujours vrai.. Mes grand-parents parlent en arabe parce que c'est plus facile pour eux mais ils peuvent parler en anglais
graceinsheepwear 34
39 + 56, obtenir une chambre!
someguy314159265 15
You used something like Google Translate for that, didn't you?
Frenchtony 17
I guess so, if you meant "get a room" which is likely, you should have said " Trouvez vous une chambre !" or "Allez à l'hotel"
worldclassrager 41
If you inform them on what they are saying they might stop..,