Hey, I thought grandparents normally love their grandchildren more than their own kids. (That's what my Papi told me) So I gotta ask, Why do they hate the OP so much?

Idk why. But I can see OP talking like Brad Pitt from Inglorious basterds. Nothing against his Italian though

Learn Japanese, then give them a piece of your mind next year.

Maybe you're just not too good at understanding Italian? Maybe? Gotta have hope...

That's what I thought too (that the grandparents were giant assholes) but the I read it again and, maybe, it could be a joke. My grandparents have a sense of humour a bit like that and this sounds like a practical joke they might play. I suppose op will soon find out, if he hasn't already, because they would tell him (and watch for that priceless expression). I don't know, it's just a thought. But if it isn't a prank, and even if it is, the grandparents are really cruel

Or just keep listening and write it all down. Hopefully, OP can get some opinions of other family members and use that as blackmail.

Lol, then watch as the grandparents try to submit their own FML about this occasion.

Or just go with #2's plan because its the best idea. No offense.

I say offense to the other plans because they fucking suck.

Time to start learning some Italian swears...

Like Dany on Game of Thrones. "Valyrian is my mother tongue."

Remember vendetta is an Italian word... Tell them in Italian you will be the one who picks out their nursing home.

OP should just start nodding along, then say "Ya I hate that about myself too. Oh, and by the way happy birthday." in Italian. Then OP should just get up, walk over to the presents, and hand over the present. Then walk out like a badass, completely straight faced. Boom, a bomb goes off as he walks away and he puts glasses on. *Becomes family badass*

*you're

people don't know the difference between your and you're its so sad

The shock and embarrassment might cause one of them to feign a heart attack, I think.

Thanks captain obvious. I really needed help understanding that phrase.

Keep it short and sweet, a simple "vaffanculo!" will do the trick :)

55 Don't ruin this for me. I had already gone through the trouble of thinking what to say and running it through a translator.