Today, I was over my grandparents' house for my grandfather's birthday. For years they would talk to each other in Italian and I could never understand them, so I started to take an online class to teach myself Italian. Now I know all they talk about is how much they hate everything about me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went downstairs to get a drink and overheard my grandparents talking about me. They spent a good 15 minutes double-team attacking me for my failings as a human being, mainly me not being married with children yet. I'm barely 20. FML
Today, my grandparents came to visit. So far, they have called me fat, bragged about how my cousin is better than me, and told me how I'm not good enough for them. It's OK though, they gave me a pretzel from the airline and a textbook on physics. In another language. FML
Today, I had to listen for over 10 minutes as my brother and grandmother discussed how much they hate me. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, I discovered the terrible things my parents say about my wife while visiting them. They speak in Arabic around us and I've never really been able to understand them. Guess who hasn't only brushed up on his Arabic, but spent the last 6 months teaching his wife… FML
Today, I spent all day cleaning for my grandparents to come over, only for my grandfather and father to interrupt me, talk over me, and treat me like I'd done something wrong. I'm autistic and was infodumping. They know this. FML
Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML
Today, I listened to my grandma monologue about how if my uncle was born first, my mother (and consequently, I) would not exist. I then got to listen to her rant about what a terror he was. Let's just say I learned and heard some things I'd rather have not known. FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, I went to visit my grandparents, as my grandmother may not have long left. When my stepfather wasn't grilling my visibly uncomfortable grandad about Bible passages, my mother was trauma-dumping about how hard her life has been, and how awful her marriage to my father was. They're his parents. FML
Today, I'm spending time with my granny, with whom I'm supposed to live with for a few weeks. I've noticed that she repeats the last word of every sentence I say, and now I'm wondering how it's possible for me to now be so horrible that I want to punch a sweet 92-year-old lady in the head. FML
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OhDearBetrayal 25
You should play along with it and then when the times right you should start talking in Italian. Embarrass them.
kittenmeownyan 18
Sorry OP some families can be real assholes even to their one of their own.
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Comments (83)
avapaige1234 19
Truth hurts.
AgirlnamedQing 4
Sometimes it's better when the truth is not known
BaraSkit07 12
I would probably just answer them like: "Yeah I know, right? I do suck balls!".
angelitared 27
Hope ur grandparents choke on their words!
catharsis5 9
lo siento, but maybe if they learned that you know how to speak Italian they would be proud of you? Maybe they just do that to all their grandchildren when they're around.
rebe1026 5
I feel like that's what the people at the nail salon do
aeonsoul 12
That's sad.. Respond in Italian all serious-like one day. They'll feel ashamed when they realize you can understand all their trash talking:/ hopefully you get an apology
kms494 4
No one can screw you over quite as well as your own family can! Sorry to hear that OP!
BlissfulLiss 18
This is why you never travel to foreign places whilst not knowing the basics of the language there. Especially, when it comes to derogatory words and insults.
monsterGordon 8
At least it wasnt about what they wanted to do to each other in bed...