By rockyrocket - 26/04/2011 19:19 - Canada

Today, I was out shopping. It was fine until my dental crossbow broke as I was laughing. The springs locked, and I couldn't close my mouth. The orthodontist couldn't see me for two hours, leaving me to walk around town with my mouth hanging open like a psychopath. FML
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hey guys, I didn't have room to write this in my post, but I was visiting another town 60 minutes away from mine, so I couldn't just go home and wait, and the office was closed that day so I couldn't wait there bebcause no one would be there until the orthodontist arrived. So I was pretty much out of luck :p

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enonymous 8

Makes more money if they're out on the streets first. probably raked in the money... mouth over fist

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Phase 0

Why didn't you just wait at the orthodontists?

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mk58 31

Damn it! I lost the chance to steal your gold teeth while you had your mouth open.

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psullivan 0

reminds me of the chick in the closet on the movie The Ring.

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aback 4

You mean like a moron. Psychopaths can usually remember to keep their mouths closed. Didn't find any swarms of flies while you were outside, did you?

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JayBear14 11

to bad she's not from florida, theres been an invasion of lovebugs were I live. now that would have been funny.

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rofflewaffle 9

You probably didn't look like a psychopath. People probably just assumed you were mentally retarded.

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Skatejock21 0

well, then you should have taken better care of your mouth and not gotten a crossbow . YDI.

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yaer 4

And when you were walking there was this music like tudum tudum tudum tudududu... (jaws theme :-p)

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SigmaSky 5

I can picture this situation perfectly in my head and it made me laugh my ass off. I do feel really sorry for you though, it must have been embarrassing.

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pitchblease 2

you clearly don't know the meaning of psychopath.

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