Health: Today, I was out shopping. It was fine until my dental crossbow... - FML

By rockyrocket - 26/04/2011 19:19 - Canada

Today, I was out shopping. It was fine until my dental crossbow broke as I was laughing. The springs locked, and I couldn't close my mouth. The orthodontist couldn't see me for two hours, leaving me to walk around town with my mouth hanging open like a psychopath. FML

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rockyrocket 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 23:56

hey guys, I didn't have room to write this in my post, but I was visiting another town 60 minutes away from mine, so I couldn't just go home and wait, and the office was closed that day so I couldn't wait there bebcause no one would be there until the orthodontist arrived. So I was pretty much out of luck :p

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HeavyMetalViking 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 3:23

Not as badass as my dental catapult.

Goldenchest 14

Wednesday 27 April 2011 0:08

dental crossbow..?

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FMLkaiiden 8

Saturday 12 January 2013 0:24

Rolf I know this is an older one but it's wording made my day "open like a psychopath" rofl. Thanks OP

DontSaveMe 16

Sunday 30 June 2013 19:45

Wow :( that's terrible. I hope there weren't many bugs around! Lol

andreastout 19

Tuesday 10 March 2015 0:25

I had one of those and it broke when I was in West Virginia (I live in Indiana) and I had to get pliers and break the rest of it so I could shut my mouth

silentxninja 13

Monday 20 April 2015 22:48

I'm so sorry, OP... that sound terribly uncomfortable.

sarahfoundnemo 10

Sunday 27 September 2015 17:19

I feel really bad for laughing hahah

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