Today, I was out shopping. It was fine until my dental crossbow broke as I was laughing. The springs locked, and I couldn't close my mouth. The orthodontist couldn't see me for two hours, leaving me to walk around town with my mouth hanging open like a psychopath. FML
rockyrocket tells us more.
hey guys, I didn't have room to write this in my post, but I was visiting another town 60 minutes away from mine, so I couldn't just go home and wait, and the office was closed that day so I couldn't wait there bebcause no one would be there until the orthodontist arrived. So I was pretty much out of luck :p
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HeavyMetalViking 0
Not as badass as my dental catapult.
Goldenchest 14
dental crossbow..?
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Comments (148)
FMLkaiiden 8
Rolf I know this is an older one but it's wording made my day "open like a psychopath" rofl. Thanks OP
DontSaveMe 16
Wow :( that's terrible. I hope there weren't many bugs around! Lol
andreastout 19
I had one of those and it broke when I was in West Virginia (I live in Indiana) and I had to get pliers and break the rest of it so I could shut my mouth
silentxninja 13
I'm so sorry, OP... that sound terribly uncomfortable.
sarahfoundnemo 10
I feel really bad for laughing hahah