Today, I was out shopping. It was fine until my dental crossbow broke as I was laughing. The springs locked, and I couldn't close my mouth. The orthodontist couldn't see me for two hours, leaving me to walk around town with my mouth hanging open like a psychopath. FML
rockyrocket tells us more.
hey guys, I didn't have room to write this in my post, but I was visiting another town 60 minutes away from mine, so I couldn't just go home and wait, and the office was closed that day so I couldn't wait there bebcause no one would be there until the orthodontist arrived. So I was pretty much out of luck :p
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HeavyMetalViking 0
Not as badass as my dental catapult.
Goldenchest 14
dental crossbow..?
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Comments (148)
johnnie254 7
dental crossbow, sounds like a ballistic weapon off if Black Ops
rewshrew 0
#fail
iAreCrappy 0
home is a perfect place for that lol but FYL
Santiagosniper 0
why you have crossbow in mouth?
jbsington 8
this is one of the only FMLs that has actually made me laugh. so, I do declare: LOL.
baby_dee97 8
why wouldn't you go home, nobody would have thought you were a psycho patch if werent out in public
momianajones 0
dental crossbow is an orthodontic appliance that helps to correct a poor bite. Good for you for fixing your teeth. try to remember not to open your mouth so wide.
CeeCee_fml 16
I literally laughed out loud at this one for a good two minutes. Fyl, though.
SnailJamsss 6
Baha. bet you was embarrassed.
MissBunny25 0
yes