Health: Today, I was out shopping. It was fine until my dental crossbow... - FML

By rockyrocket - 26/04/2011 19:19 - Canada

Today, I was out shopping. It was fine until my dental crossbow broke as I was laughing. The springs locked, and I couldn't close my mouth. The orthodontist couldn't see me for two hours, leaving me to walk around town with my mouth hanging open like a psychopath. FML

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rockyrocket 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 23:56

hey guys, I didn't have room to write this in my post, but I was visiting another town 60 minutes away from mine, so I couldn't just go home and wait, and the office was closed that day so I couldn't wait there bebcause no one would be there until the orthodontist arrived. So I was pretty much out of luck :p

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HeavyMetalViking 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 3:23

Not as badass as my dental catapult.

Goldenchest 14

Wednesday 27 April 2011 0:08

dental crossbow..?

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johnnie254 7

Wednesday 27 April 2011 4:03

dental crossbow, sounds like a ballistic weapon off if Black Ops

rewshrew 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 4:05

#fail

iAreCrappy 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 4:27

home is a perfect place for that lol but FYL

Santiagosniper 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 4:43

why you have crossbow in mouth?

jbsington 8

Wednesday 27 April 2011 4:46

this is one of the only FMLs that has actually made me laugh. so, I do declare: LOL.

baby_dee97 8

Wednesday 27 April 2011 4:54

why wouldn't you go home, nobody would have thought you were a psycho patch if werent out in public

momianajones 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 4:55

dental crossbow is an orthodontic appliance that helps to correct a poor bite. Good for you for fixing your teeth. try to remember not to open your mouth so wide.

CeeCee_fml 16

Wednesday 27 April 2011 4:56

I literally laughed out loud at this one for a good two minutes. Fyl, though.

SnailJamsss 6

Wednesday 27 April 2011 5:16

Baha. bet you was embarrassed.

MissBunny25 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 5:32

yes

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