Today, I was out shopping. It was fine until my dental crossbow broke as I was laughing. The springs locked, and I couldn't close my mouth. The orthodontist couldn't see me for two hours, leaving me to walk around town with my mouth hanging open like a psychopath. FML
rockyrocket tells us more.
hey guys, I didn't have room to write this in my post, but I was visiting another town 60 minutes away from mine, so I couldn't just go home and wait, and the office was closed that day so I couldn't wait there bebcause no one would be there until the orthodontist arrived. So I was pretty much out of luck :p
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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HeavyMetalViking 0
Not as badass as my dental catapult.
Goldenchest 14
dental crossbow..?
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Comments (148)
eckksDeeitsTravi 0
that would be too easy.
wancho 0
shut the **** up faggets
lukethe 0
LOLOLOL. This should be in a movie. I laughed... a lot x)
rockyrocket 0
hey guys, I didn't have room to write this in my post, but I was visiting another town 60 minutes away from mine, so I couldn't just go home and wait, and the office was closed that day so I couldn't wait there bebcause no one would be there until the orthodontist arrived. So I was pretty much out of luck :p
schadenfreude1 0
malapropism.
prmami2011 0
lmao to funny
melisabeth86 0
you poor thing!! sounds terribly uncomfortable
mrmuscleman 0
Omg! hilarious! I'm emailing this to all my friends!
Wallin3 0
YDI for not brushing your teeth.
Taylaine 0
ooooorrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll