Today, I was out shopping. It was fine until my dental crossbow broke as I was laughing. The springs locked, and I couldn't close my mouth. The orthodontist couldn't see me for two hours, leaving me to walk around town with my mouth hanging open like a psychopath. FML
rockyrocket tells us more.
hey guys, I didn't have room to write this in my post, but I was visiting another town 60 minutes away from mine, so I couldn't just go home and wait, and the office was closed that day so I couldn't wait there bebcause no one would be there until the orthodontist arrived. So I was pretty much out of luck :p
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HeavyMetalViking 0
Not as badass as my dental catapult.
Goldenchest 14
dental crossbow..?
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invicta8926 0
Hannibal Lector status, that ain't good! LOL!
gtwarhawk58 3
fraqtl 1
I am awed by the fact you can fit a crossbow in your mouth. there's a career in **** just waiting for you
deviable 9
wear something like a scarf over your face. or a surgical mask.
angryoriental 0
I'd have stuck something in your mouth...
thegoodnaysayer 0
Somehow, the first image that came to my mind was the ending scene of Sleepaway Camp. I'm so sorry.
Late_night83 25
Lololol!
Heyjealousy 0
Haaaaaa haaaaa I lol'd, why do people try to ruin a fml by writing they think it isn't true! So what if it isn't it makes people laugh and entertains them point of the website?
norisorroz 28
So. Funny. :O
blackmauser95 3
The words dental crossbow make me feel like its some secret agents weapon