Today, I was out shopping. It was fine until my dental crossbow broke as I was laughing. The springs locked, and I couldn't close my mouth. The orthodontist couldn't see me for two hours, leaving me to walk around town with my mouth hanging open like a psychopath. FML
rockyrocket tells us more.
hey guys, I didn't have room to write this in my post, but I was visiting another town 60 minutes away from mine, so I couldn't just go home and wait, and the office was closed that day so I couldn't wait there bebcause no one would be there until the orthodontist arrived. So I was pretty much out of luck :p
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HeavyMetalViking 0
Not as badass as my dental catapult.
Goldenchest 14
dental crossbow..?
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Comments (148)
amadais 1
ydi for carrying a crossbow in your mouth
iheartbewbies 0
win
Garyy_fml 11
dumbass
Drewwwwwwww 0
72 he was joking you dumbassretardedwhalesharkkittenpancakebanana.
mmedeiros14 0
Well depending on what you look like you may have just looked like a rapist
MrsPegg 45
Wtf. LOL!
thesinginguy 18
I love how you seemed completely serious(:
Aznboifreakster 0
lmao
hockeykidcanada 0
**** u boston sucks
cdubya 0
whoever her boyfriend is needs to take advantage of this
elle727 0
I agree with cdubya lol
justinhi 0
can you shoot stuff out of a mouth crossbow??
Quasar55_fml 18
Hahaha the image of this in my mind is awesome XD
chosha_fml 27
So you walked around town like that, as opposed to just sitting in his waiting room with a magazine?
robc32ca 4
the dentist would have taken her in quicker if she sat in the office staring at the others making moans and drooling
iloveyouu_24 0
What were youu laughing at.?
jdeshnerx3 0
hilarious!
PurpleWaffles 2
it's not like you'll ever see those people again :)
sonic19951 6
dude you look like fred!!!