Today, I was out shopping. It was fine until my dental crossbow broke as I was laughing. The springs locked, and I couldn't close my mouth. The orthodontist couldn't see me for two hours, leaving me to walk around town with my mouth hanging open like a psychopath. FML
rockyrocket tells us more.
hey guys, I didn't have room to write this in my post, but I was visiting another town 60 minutes away from mine, so I couldn't just go home and wait, and the office was closed that day so I couldn't wait there bebcause no one would be there until the orthodontist arrived. So I was pretty much out of luck :p
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HeavyMetalViking 0
Not as badass as my dental catapult.
Goldenchest 14
dental crossbow..?
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MissBunny25 0
yes
underguarded 20
I looked this up and it made me cringe
BigKatt 1
are those allowed on airplanes?
mylostsoul 0
I'm sorry for u
JayBear14 11
It could be worse, atleast they it was just metal they had to fix, my friend dislocated her jaw at busch gardens, leaving her mouth wide open, and the doctor had to break it to set her jaw back in place. So maybe count your blessings :)
xgetxbentx 13
why didn't you just go home then instead of walking around town?
tonedox1 3
That's freakin hilarious! sorry, but thats something i would expect to see in a movie! LOL
desilovesandy 0
rofl imagine that x ]
akginger9 0
hahaha gotta say picturing that made me laugh so damn hard
gabby4494 0
First thing that came to my mind !