Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend while looking at Halloween costumes online for this year's Halloween party and said, "Maybe we could go as Bonnie and Clyde this year." He said, "Maybe we should go as a broken up couple," and hung up on me. He wasn't kidding. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, after three long weeks of him ignoring me and cancelling out on time we were supposed to spend with each other. He looked at me with the most confused look on his face. Then he said, ''Are you serious? I was planning the perfect day to ask you to marry me.'' FML
Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend, "We need to talk." He said, "I know". So we met after school, and he said he was OK with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML
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vampyricXfaerie 0
Well that was wrong.
jackkerouc9 0
I gotta give it to him, that was kind of smoothe but really FYL
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Comments (90)
slightlyspiteful 2
What a jerk! Egg his house on Halloween or slash his tires! Then get a new man!
Twin_Uzis 0
I can't blame him. You sound annoying.
bodneyy 0
your boyfriend should be the one posting the fml. "Today, my girlfriend told me we should go to a Halloween party as Bonnie and Clyde. she was serious. FML"
d_hart09 0
In a way you kinda set yourself up for it and that would be kinda funny!
BadOwner 0
Like i said before, why do you people always want the OP to jump to conclusions? And why does the OP NEVER COMMENT!?
gonzolove 0
If I posted an FML on here, I certainly wouldn't look at the comments. Just look at some of them. People can be so cruel.
DameGreyWulf 1
Don't be such a pansy. People are people. That's liiiife~ I would totally read and respond, IF I COULD EVER GET AN FML UP... lol
CheshireHalli 19
Dame can't get it up? ^_~ heehee... Don't kill me, Dame... ^_^
DameGreyWulf 1
Durrhurr Never. That was a good one.
dropdead_alex 0
FYL. He sounds like a jerk.
hellosies 0
That's horrible. ):
Aska_fml 0
That is a genius idea. I like that guy. I seriously doubt he was planning that answer in forward. Then, he used the given situation and made a pretty neat break-up reply, modified to the earlier contents so it fits perfectly within. I'm so envious...
luvs2splooge42 0
someone doesnt like bonnie and clyde
just_fine_thanks 0
ouch. he's not worth your time, anyway.