Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend while looking at Halloween costumes online for this year's Halloween party and said, "Maybe we could go as Bonnie and Clyde this year." He said, "Maybe we should go as a broken up couple," and hung up on me. He wasn't kidding. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, after three long weeks of him ignoring me and cancelling out on time we were supposed to spend with each other. He looked at me with the most confused look on his face. Then he said, ''Are you serious? I was planning the perfect day to ask you to marry me.'' FML
Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend, "We need to talk." He said, "I know". So we met after school, and he said he was OK with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML
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vampyricXfaerie 0
Well that was wrong.
jackkerouc9 0
I gotta give it to him, that was kind of smoothe but really FYL
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Comments (90)
wpolo93 0
Hahaa that's awesome.
cutiepie87 0
hehe..... Bonnie and Clyde..... anyways, FYL.
shelboo_fml 0
Gather friends and when Halloween comes around, scare the **** out of him.
ILoveAsianGirls 0
YDI, guys don't break up with girls for no reason. there is something in this FML that you are leaving out.
mannix_fml 0
What a horrible break-up line. I'm pretty sure that guy must have felt like an ass once he hung up on her.
BadOwner 0
Soooo, the op is saying broken-up couples arent scary? where has she been?
batosai33 0
your boyfriend wouldn't happen to be the FMLer above you would he lol.
bodiara 0
LOL at #23
Poison93_fml 0
WTF! bonnie and clyde is NOT halloween! halloween has become so ******* weak! i mean people dresssed as cowboys and fairys C'mon! YDI
twiggly 0
#28 is right. Halloween is a joke. Mass commercialism ruined another celebratory festival/holiday. Adults should know better. A couple would best be dressed as Frankenstein and his Bride. Or werewolves, or dracula and his concubine. There's no respect for the festival of the dead anymore. Granted, kids should not be scared out of their skin, they should understand halloween with a little thrill and a little education about why halloween came around. I'm all for giving them candy, but they get an extra piece if they know what Halloween was/is really for. (Be ready with 6 questions when groups come to your door lol) I give them handfuls if they play a nice trick (non-vandalism type). Tip: Halloween party invites should now come with a "Theme: Haunted/Spooky" information
BadOwner 0
#31 dead? i thot hollows were something else...
Ludaxiv 0
Your boyfriends awesome, you should probably try to get him back
po_ta_to 0
How is that possibly awesome? I wouldn't get back with a guy who dumps me in such a lame way. :/
Andrewl_FML 0
You should go as Hitman. And assassinate him.