Intimacy: Today, I was on the internet with my Dad looking up information...

By Noname - 10/02/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I was on the internet with my Dad looking up information about allergies. I began to type 'allergies' into the Google Search Box and as I typed 'a', the phrase 'amazing sex positions' popped up as a search I had already looked up. My Dad asked me if any of the positions worked out. FML

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haleyashton 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 1:18

just need to type faster. it shouldn't have popped up if you typed the normal speed a human being does. < 30 wpm = fail.

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Your dad has a pretty good (albeit twisted) sense of humor xD

Comments

stevenJB 25

Friday 28 October 2011 6:20

Awkward turtle!

hewro_failure 11

Friday 6 July 2012 3:14

Be happy he was calm about it ... So he knows you are having sex and doesn't mind just as long as you are safe a presume so this isn't a FML this is a good thing that you can be open and truthful with your parents

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 3 June 2014 0:49

He seems understanding maybe things can spice up his sex life as well

A07 48

Friday 4 July 2014 8:35

haha

rabbi1010 29

Sunday 8 February 2015 8:06

Lol. I looked this up. There's some pretty awesome positions out there. =P

metroido 17

Wednesday 2 March 2022 2:27

i was 2 weeks ago years old when I learned that your Google search history will show up on your laptop, even if you searched those things using your phone.