Today, I was on the bus when my crush told me to come and sit with him. I got all excited, especially when he put his arm around me. He then whispered in my ear "Hey, is your friend over there single?" FML
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Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML
Today, I was on a bus with my friend's older brother. He was kinda cute. I went to message my best friend, telling her how cute this guy was, how he was kinda packing downstairs, and how adorable he was. Two minutes later, he wordlessly turned his phone screen to me. It was the message. I sent it to him by mistake. FML
Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML
Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML
Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
Today, I went to a haunted hayride with my crush and friends. I got scared and screamed so he put his arm around me and hugged me. I took this as a good sign and leaned in. Turns out his friend was handing him something and he wasn't putting his arm around me. FML
Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML
Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Getting uglier friends would be a good option.
KwitIt 0
Awww. That really sucks. :( I'm sorry.
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Comments (84)
boatiebanter 0
YDI for having a crush on the kind of douche who would call a girl over and put his arm around her just to ask a question.
ridiculous502 0
um, you do know this person is a guy, not a girl right?
justdesserts 0
YDI for having desirable friends.
NoneOfTheAbove 0
Maybe he was going to go over there and ask her the same question??? Sucks... FYL
heyyou1203 0
#7, I totally hear ya. While I do sympathize with the OP and understand her plight, I can't tell you how many "Today I thought my crush was going to ask me out but then he asked my friend out instead. FML" 's there are on this site! No one cares at this point! From looking at the ones to be moderated, there are so many better ones that aren't picked! Everyone has crushes and everyone understands let down. Let's be original for once.
Cloudberry 10
How can our lives be "more original"? .-.
lesp 6
I believe the expression my friends and I use is. . . GOT 'ER!
katelyns 0
That's cute
HanMan 0
Why dont you say "No, but I am.". YDI For crushing on a guy that full of himself.
gilmoreism 0
Awww tough luck
Cheesegrater 0
Becoming a sniper could always be an option cause u could pick him off. I sorry:-(
f_u_u_f_f 0
could just say "no, but I am, and I think ur kinda cute"