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By vishurricanes - 10/06/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, I was on the bus when my crush told me to come and sit with him. I got all excited, especially when he put his arm around me. He then whispered in my ear "Hey, is your friend over there single?" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2023 23:00 - United Kingdom - Canterbury

Today, I was on a bus with my friend's older brother. He was kinda cute. I went to message my best friend, telling her how cute this guy was, how he was kinda packing downstairs, and how adorable he was. Two minutes later, he wordlessly turned his phone screen to me. It was the message. I sent it to him by mistake. FML

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By fmylifebad - 29/04/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 21:18 - Argentina

Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML

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By someoneelsessaliva - 05/06/2010 06:59 - Australia

Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML

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By Mojo_Jojo - 13/06/2009 11:01 - China

Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2018 22:00

Today, I went to a haunted hayride with my crush and friends. I got scared and screamed so he put his arm around me and hugged me. I took this as a good sign and leaned in. Turns out his friend was handing him something and he wasn't putting his arm around me. FML

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By Rita - 10/12/2008 04:58 - France

Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML

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By Silent - 01/06/2012 14:24 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML

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By bastardddd - 11/04/2009 01:47 - United States

Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML

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redbluegreen 40

Wednesday 10 June 2009 12:14

Getting uglier friends would be a good option.

KwitIt 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 12:12

Awww. That really sucks. :( I'm sorry.

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roundnproud 7

Thursday 11 June 2009 23:06

haha he probably knew you liked him, the bastard

southparkfan92 0

Friday 12 June 2009 1:21

tht sucks :(

KitteySniper 0

Friday 12 June 2009 6:23

What a dick. . Sorry. That sucks.

Sportsfan86 3

Friday 12 June 2009 23:14

that sucks. say yeah.

Vermelle 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 7:54

Does anyone commenting here realize its a guy crushing on a guy? Anyway, FYL dude. Sorry that your crush is interested in someone else.

iFruit 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 5:07

I hope you said something like, "No, they think they're dating their cat. Psycho.." That would've changed his mind.

chloe_k16 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 6:48

man. that stinks. :( im sorry.

amrypunk 0

Monday 25 July 2011 5:10

I've had that happen to me before too! Ik it sucks!! I'm sowwy!!!

KatD 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 8:50

You can usually tell the age of the OP with the language they use; with that being said, don't sweat it...middle school relationships never last.

Emilina32 7

Tuesday 3 April 2012 0:36

No, but I am

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