By Parade - 28/02/2011 06:00 - United States

Today, I was on the bus, it hit a bump on the road and made me hit a elderly man. The bus driver thought I did it on purpose and made me get off. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 881
You deserved it 3 127

Same thing different taste

Top comments

A bump made you hit someone? Please, you were just looking for an excuse to slap the old nuttsack.

memo619 0

it'd be funnier if the old man punched you back

Comments

NataileeFaye 8

That elderly man deserved to be hit! People should leave the world after they've served their purpose on Earth! In other news, sarcasm strikes again! Trolling goes up five points! Brain cells burn out!

OH. I thought like you ran some guy over or something

sincerely331 0

59, You are really stupid

KingCeltic77 18

That day as a retired veteran, I, an elderly gentleman got hit by an angry young girl on a bus.

Explain that you didn't mean to and cry for the sympathy.