Today, I was on a date with someone I've had a crush on for a long time. It was after midnight, we were chatting in the car and I was close to having my first kiss ever. That is, until a bunch of policemen popped up to arrest my date for being a suspected drug dealer. FML
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Today, after taking my crush to the train station late at night, I sat in a local park alone with my thoughts for a while. Two cops appeared out of nowhere and started searching me for drugs and weapons, asking me questions for a good 30 minutes. Not the kind of action I expected tonight. FML
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with my attractive and seemingly charming neighbor. Yesterday, his house was raided and he was arrested for running a heroin ring. FML
Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML
Today, after having an amazing first date with my long time crush, we ended up going out to dinner. We shared a meal, and it was delicious! This would have been the ultimate dream come true... Except for the part about me throwing up in his car on the way back home. FML
Today, I went on a first date, and it was going surprisingly well. As we were saying goodbye, I leaned in for a kiss. Just as our lips were about to meet, a car full of teenagers drove by and one of them yelled, "TONGUE SANDWICH." My date burst out laughing. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML
Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML
Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML
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Snow_Daisy 7
Hey... you're not seeing the plus side of this situation. He probably wasn't someone who deserved to be your first kiss.
QWERTYCommander 5
Guys, remember. He was a SUSPECT, not the actual dealer.
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Comments (112)
xHabsfanx 0
Lol are you sure those were real police, or just people hired by your overprotective father?
UberFail79 0
So, how'd the trial go?
disgruntledyouth 0
chuck norris is a fag
fa11en 0
This seems more of a fml for your date. He will probably feel very embarrassed for what happened so show to him that even after what happen you still like him and that you weren't driven off (that is if you still like him.) He may not have ended the date with a good impression, but you will being able that you can just laugh the situation off. So in the end, this may work to your advantage. Lets just hope he isn't a drug dealer.
karinerz 0
Shouldn't this be **** his life instead?
omgcraze 0
walllahi u hav a bad choice of men!
dc113 0
yea every girl I have went out with kissed me on the first date
dc113 0
what the hell I thought if u clicked the coment next to a persons coment then it would put yours under thairs if so how did my first comment get so far down
NJatTheDisco 5
youre first kiss? how old are you? drug dealer? are you dating a mexican??
Jake97 0
Your a poor judge of character and aren't you a litte old for a first kiss??